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>How do you FEEL about food.  Why do you eat?

        When I'm working, food is something to keep me from passing out. 
        When I have free time, food is pleasure. Chocolate is necessary!

>What is your biggest flaw?

        I'm damn stubborn.      

>What is your hangup with your mother?

        She's as stubborn as I am.

>3 favorite authors

        Jeanette Winterson, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card

>What are the hallmarks of success in life?

        Your friends still like you, you still like your friends.

>What is your biggest mental fuck-up? 

        Nightmares. 

>What is your favorite animal?  Describe it.

        Toss-up between cats and ferrets. Both are fuzzy, cats don't squish and
        ferrets do.

>How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? 

        sometimes a few months, sometimes within two hours. 

>  Jump her? - Lessee, last time it was 4 months, and she jumped me.

>  Dump her? - Can't say I've _dumped_ a girl before... We've always been 
        friends later.

>How old were you when you first kissed? 

        on the cheek - 5 (Amy) french - 17 (Suzanne) 

>  Had sex?  25
>  Smoked Pot?  22

>Do you use recreational drugs?  sometimes

>  What?  pot

>  When?  rarely - probably not enough, but it rips up my lungs 
        (pneumonia sucked and scar tissue still sucks.)

>  Still?  not recently

>Have you ever been married/lived with someone? married: no, lived-with: yes 

>  Who worked?  yes
>  Who cooked?  yes
>  Who cleaned?  rarely

>  Do you know how to cook?  Yes! 
>  Do you like to cook?  Oh, yes!
>  What are the things you cook best?  Bread, pastries, wholesome Italian dinners

>Have you ever used any of the following: 

>  gel (yup, keeps the curls out of my eyes and out of the stratosphere), 
>  hairspray (once, but it sucks), 
>  mousse (a long, long, time ago), 
>  eyeliner (once or twice, I'm not much on makeup), 
>  cologne (I tried on my dad's when I was a kid), 
>  deoderant (yes), 
>  conditioner (yes, once again, the curls - maybe I'll get a crewcut again.)
>  zit cream (no), 
>  aftershave (not too effective on legs)

>What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?  

        I played lacrosse on a boys team

>  College student?  

        I hung on the outside of a building in mid-December in Boston, 
        balancing on a snowy ledge, hanging Xmas lights, hoping that the 
        building's security guard who was walking by wouldn't look up.

>  Working stiff?  

        I bicycled on Market St. (hey, I lived in the Haight, and worked
        near Levi's plaza- it was the shortest way without massive hills.)

>If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be?  

        cauliflower (did I spell that right?)

>  If I were, what would I be?   

        a pomelo (kindof like a grapefruit, but sweeter)

>If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man 
>and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?  

        I'd walk up and introduce myself, but I wouldn't worry or anything 
        like that. Men aren't really a threat to my love life.

>Do you think there is life after death?  On other planets?

        I'm not sure. Yes.

>Are you psychic? Not particularly. My sisters are.

>Are you psycho?  According to some.

>Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like 
>to go completely insane? 

        Yes, I'm an artist. I spend most of my time in other places than where 
        I really am the time.

>Were you ever in the armed forces?

        hell, no.

>Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?

        no, but I once had a crush on one. Do you have them?

>What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?

        damn good antibiotics (I owe my life to 'em)
        Actually, the transistor was a pretty big one...

>What is the biggest problem all women have?

        obtaining autonomy

>What is the biggest problem all men have?

        relinquishing control

>What is the biggest problem with our society?  (no more than 5 lines)

        People still want to hurt each other.
        
>Do you prefer plants or animals?

        animals- they purr, squeak, warble, and bite

>If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?  

        probably a plane ticket back to San Francisco

>  The second?  I'd pay off my student loans and my lung surgeon.

>  The last?  a piece of land somewhere

>Who has been the greatest influence in your life?

        on my personal path: my mom
        on my art : Amy Kravitz

>How do people describe you? 

        Burly, weird, tall, athletic, queer, strong, steadfast, quick-witted.
        
>How do you describe yourself? 

        burly, outdoorsy, curly-topped, moody, 
        creative, original, cyclist, chocolate-lover, wearer of 
        overalls, big dyke.

>Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?  Yes. Which? Girljock.

>What are your favorite shoes? 

        a toss-up between my birkenstocks and my cycling shoes


Well, it was a fun application, easier than my last job interview, but I've
never had to apply to date someone before...

Heck- I'm not sure if I'll even get a response, but these sure were a bunch of 
unusual questions. 

-Cristin



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