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>How do you FEEL about food.  Why do you eat?

Food tastes good, so I eat it...

>What is your biggest flaw?

I have no big flaws.... well ok, I have lousy tooth enamel 
so I have a lot of fillings.    

>What is your hangup with your mother?

she wants me to cut my hair so people wont think Im one 
of those "hippies" or that I "do drugs"

>3 favorite authors

various poets, and authors, I cant pick favorites...  when 
I'm in a trashy book mood, I like to read stephen king...

>What are the hallmarks of success in life?

money...  home furnishings...  long term loving mate...  
friends who make you laugh...

>What is your biggest mental fuck-up? 

but if I tell you this sorta stuff, you won't want to date 

>What is your favorite animal?  Describe it.

I like cats cause their stealthy, smooth, soft, and they 
purr.  Also they like to sit on your lap when you're on the 
toilet which I think is really kind of funny.

>How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?   
Jump her?  Dump her?

kiss, usually from a day or two to a few years... jump, a 
few weeks to never after the first kiss (depends on how 
good of a kiss).  I only dumped once, and that was after a 
year...  I usually get dumped....

>How old were you when you first kissed? 

kissed, 15
sex 17
pot 15

>Do you use recreational drugs?  What? When? Still?

yes, the good ones...  not like a junkie, but whenever I feel 
it would be a good time to indulge..

>Have you ever been married/lived with someone? Who 
worked?  Who cooked? Who cleaned?

no, never married or lived with a lover...

>Do you know how to cook? Do you like to cook? What are the 
things you cook best?

I can cook anything, Im a great cook.. I invent cool 

>Have you ever used any of the following: gel, hairspray, 
mousse, eyeliner, cologne, deoderant, conditioner, zit cream, 

yes, I admit everything... I was your typical junior high 
school girl... now I only use aloe vera gel, deoderant, and 
occasionally zit cream... by the way, did you knwo benziol 
peroxide will bleach your carpet?

>What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?  
College student? Working stiff?

Adolescent, told my mom we were going to golfland, went 
to santa cruz and had older men buy us wine 
coolers...college, well, I came to class a few times after 
being up all night partying and "stuff", I'll assume you 
know what this implies.  Working...  well, I havent 
actually had a job for that long....

>If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be? If I were, 
what would I be?

I'd be fruit juice.... You'd be a peach.

>If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very 
handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, 
what would you do?  

I'd think, "hey everybody thinks my girlfriend is cool, and 
she's going home with me!"  Then I'd go over and make 
him nervous...

>Do you think there is life after death?  On other planets?

I think something interesting must happen after death, 
but Im not sure what.  Definately there's life on other 

>Are you psychic?  Yes sometimes

>Are you psycho?  Yes sometimes

>Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it 
would be like to go completely insane? 


>Were you ever in the armed forces?

no they get up too early, but once I got free socks from 
the army and had to tell them I was dead to get them to 
stop calling.

>Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?

no but I was one in junior high... big big bangs, I had.

>What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 
50 years?

I dont know, 4 slice toaster?  Prozac?  web page 
application surveys?

>What is the biggest problem all women have?


>What is the biggest problem all men have?

Those obvious sex organs...

>What is the biggest problem with our society?  (no more than 5 

what isnt a problem in our society?
>Do you prefer plants or animals?


>If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you 
would buy?  The second? The last?

I'd buy a nice place to live, maybe a nice car...  presents 
for you of course if I was dating you, I'd pay off my loans, 
and maybe I'd go on a world tour.

>Who has been the greatest influence in your life?


>How do people describe you? 

apparantly, Im a little bit tweaked... I've also heard Im 
nice, whiney, reserved, quiet, and one wierd russian 
pianist for a dance class I had, told me I was a prinicess in 
a past life... she could tell by the way I walked she said, 
like servants were holding up my dresses... Right on I 
>How do you describe yourself? 

calm, but I worry a lot...  clean...  talanted... subtle...very 

>Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?  

well, I get callboard, american theatre, poets and writers 
mag, I read wired... I would read the paper but I dont 
want to pay for it...

>What are your favorite shoes? 

They died... Im still not quite over it yet... I can never 
replace them.  They're gone, and I got them on a whim for 
15 bucks...  (sigh).  So I guess now my most comfortable 
shoes, (comfort is important) are my blue converse 
hightops, but Im always on the lookout for replacements 
for my faves (I do have some white go go boots that are 
quite attractive however).

- A

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