Application for sex. > How do you FEEL about food. Why do you eat? I eat only to please you. > What is your biggest flaw? My biggest flaw is that my superior intellect is often misunderstood by the lower lifeforms which I'm forced to interact with day after grueling day. > What is your hangup with your mother? I killed my mother and she now hangs in my basement closet. why? > 3 favorite authors Leyner, Sheckley, Borges > What are the hallmarks of success in life? Halmarks? People are judged by how much money they have. what more do we need to know? > What is your biggest mental fuck-up? I love bringing women to have six to ten orgasams per session.. anything less makes me feel get angry and violent. > What is your favorite animal? Describe it. I like live snails. because they are chewy. > How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? 2.66 days Jump her? 2.67 days Dump her? 3 days (give or take eight months) > How old were you when you first kissed? Had sex? Smoked Pot? 7, 16, 4 > Do you use recreational drugs? What? When? Still? pot, twice a day at least, yes still. > Have you ever been married/lived with someone? Who worked? Who > cooked? Who cleaned? Almost married, lived with, I worked, I cooked, we cleaned. > Do you know how to cook? Do you like to cook? What are the things > you cook best? I cook. I love cooking breakfast and a few select dinner treats. I like and enjoy cooking. > Have you ever used any of the following: gel, hairspray, mousse, > eyeliner, cologne, deoderant, conditioner, zit cream, aftershave all of the above. > What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? I tried to scew this girl at the daycare center and got caught. 1976. > College student? Working stiff? stiff. > If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be? If I were, > what would I be? me? bananna you? a peach. > If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very > handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what > would you do? I would kill him slowly then beat her to a bloody pulp. Oh wait.. umm.. no I would turn my head and try to ignore the most obvious thought....them fucking like wild dogs.. fucking pigs I hate women and those men who would take them from me.. GOD DAMN I'VE HAD ENOUGH DAMNIT! But I'm certainly not jeleous. > Do you think there is life after death? On other planets? life after death? not likely. life on other planets? chances are good that organized life exists somewhere else. > Are you psychic? what exactly do you mean by psychic? ohhhh yeah.. I know what your thinking.. sure I am.. > Are you psycho? perhaps. it depends on how much you will fuck me each day.if I don't get enough fucking tail I get really pissed off and start randomly killing people. > Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would > be like to go completely insane? why yes, i do. > Were you ever in the armed forces? No. > Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? no. > What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 > years? the invention of Astroglide. > What is the biggest problem all women have? men. > What is the biggest problem all men have? dicks. > What is the biggest problem with our society? (no more than 5 > lines) too much worrying, not enough sex. > Do you prefer plants or animals? plants. > If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you > would buy? The second? The last? A house. A better car. (one that works) How would I know the very last thing that I'd buy? > Who has been the greatest influence in your life? my mother. > How do people describe you? tall, dark and undescribable. > How do you describe yourself? short, light and negative. > Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? Which? no. oh wait, Electornic Musician, Mix and MacWeek. (they're all free) > What are your favorite shoes? The kind that cover my foot and ankle. So please tell me if I have won a date yet!!!! -W
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