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How do you FEEL about food. Why do you eat?
When I am Hungry I eat, food is good when I am hungry.

What is your biggest flaw?
I work too much.

What is your hangup with your mother?
she's dead... :(

3 favorite authors
Clancy, Kernighan and Ritchie, (O'rielly)

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
Happiness and Money

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
none... That I can think of

What is your favorite animal? Describe it.
Panther, Sleek, perfect form and precision (I am not a perfectionist)

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? Jump her? Dump her?
kiss, 1 month . Jump 2 months, Dump 6mos-2yrs 

How old were you when you first kissed? Had sex? Smoked Pot?
kissed 14, sex 17yrs, Smoked (hehe) 4th grade

Do you use recreational drugs? What? When? Still?
yes, pot ,occasionnally

Have you ever been married/lived with someone? Who worked? Who cooked? Who
cleaned?
never married, lived with someone, yes roommates, cooked ,nope, cleaned, nope

Do you know how to cook? Do you like to cook? What are the things you cook
best?
yes, yes, Chicken Cordon Bleu

Have you ever used any of the following: gel, hairspray, mousse, eyeliner,
cologne, deoderant, conditioner, zit cream, aftershave
Yes

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? College student?
Working stiff?
Adolescent, had sex with woman on roof of Papa Ginos underneath American Flag.
College student, went to college.
Working Stiff, told boss where to go :)

If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be? If I were, what would I
be?
Orange. Kiwi Fruit (nice and juicy.... :))

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and
your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
Join the conversation.

Do you think there is life after death? On other planets?
nope.

Are you psychic?
nope.

Are you psycho?
nope

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to go
completely insane?
no.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
no
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?yep

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
Computers

What is the biggest problem all women have?
PMS

What is the biggest problem all men have?
PMS

What is the biggest problem with our society? (no more than 5 lines)
lack of communication and understanding

Do you prefer plants or animals?
both

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? The
second? The last?
another House, cars, company

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
Mom..

How do people describe you?
nice person

How do you describe yourself?
funny, athletic, like to have fun...

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? Which?
Moutain Bike, Network world, Info World, DBMS, Advanced Systems, Victoria
Secrets

What are your favorite shoes? Rockports

-Gordon


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