Name:
A: Colby Kraybill
Email:
A: colbyk@echo.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel luscious about food. It tickles my throat!
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a domaninant male monkey motherfucker
3 favorite authors
A: Nabokov, Jordan, Bill Joy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Doing what you wanna do and doing it well.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Let me count the ways
What is your favorite animal?
A: feline
Describe it.
A: furry, silky, meows a lot
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week perhaps
Jump her?
A: a week perhaps
Dump her?
A: a week perhaps
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 23
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Well, duh, gee, I dunno man.
When?
A: Whenever
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Lived
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: me mostly
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pastas
Have you ever used any of the following:
A:
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dropped out of high school to stay home and read books
as a college student?
A: Dropped out of college to program
as a working stiff?
A: stayed up 78 hours programming and then had sex with a g/f on the floor
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: orange
If I were, what would I be?
A: peel
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man with your girlfriend quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Probably mention to the girl that the guy
looked cute.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Cause I have the feeling that once I were
insane I'd been unaware of it.
Although...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The discovery of the structure and significance of DNA
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Their thighs
...all men have?
A: Their thighs
...with our society?
A: Our thighs
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: Actually, sorta both, LIVE to pet things
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Some bubblicious bubble gum, cause when I was four, I decided that would be the ultimate if ed mch-MAN called me up
The second?
A: I never did get that far with the thought in the fourth grade
The last?
A: I'll give you a dollar
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My friends
How do people describe you?
A: That guy
How do you describe yourself?
A: That guy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: The ones that keep my feet off the hot pavement
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