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A: Colby Kraybill

A: colbyk@echo.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel luscious about food. It tickles my throat!

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a domaninant male monkey motherfucker

3 favorite authors
A: Nabokov, Jordan, Bill Joy

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Doing what you wanna do and doing it well.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Let me count the ways

What is your favorite animal?
A: feline
Describe it.
A: furry, silky, meows a lot

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week perhaps
Jump her?
A: a week perhaps
Dump her?
A: a week perhaps

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 23

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: Well, duh, gee, I dunno man.
A: Whenever

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Lived

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: me mostly

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: pastas

Have you ever used any of the following:

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dropped out of high school to stay home and read books
as a college student?
A: Dropped out of college to program
as a working stiff?
A: stayed up 78 hours programming and then had sex with a g/f on the floor

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: orange
If I were, what would I be?
A: peel

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man with your girlfriend quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Probably mention to the girl that the guy looked cute.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

A: Cause I have the feeling that once I were insane I'd been unaware of it. Although...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The discovery of the structure and significance of DNA

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Their thighs

...all men have?
A: Their thighs

...with our society?
A: Our thighs

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: Actually, sorta both, LIVE to pet things

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Some bubblicious bubble gum, cause when I was four, I decided that would be the ultimate if ed mch-MAN called me up

The second?
A: I never did get that far with the thought in the fourth grade

The last?
A: I'll give you a dollar <-----why he won 3 dates!

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My friends

How do people describe you?
A: That guy

How do you describe yourself?
A: That guy

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No


What are your favorite shoes?
A: The ones that keep my feet off the hot pavement

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