webshite/applications submitted

6/15/95

Name:
A: James L. Crocker

Email:
A: f8l-j@pic.net


How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I think food is good. I eat because I need nutrients and n-r-g to keep going.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I work to much.

3 favorite authors
A: George Orwell, William Gibson, and Bruce Sterling

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Music, money, and love.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I Can't think of it right now.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Squirrel
Describe it.
A: Fast, jagged yet smooth in action.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: If I really like her, 4 days.
Jump her?
A: It's usually up to the person.
Dump her?
A: 7-18 months.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 5
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: I did.
Who cooked?
A: They did.
Who cleaned?
A: We did.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Spaghetti, Stir Fry veggies, I like to try different things, so that's hard to answer.

Have you ever used any of the following:
A:

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I walked on a pipe ledge that was about 5 or 6 stories high, I walked about half way across, jumped straight up, and landed back on the pipe, and continued to the other side.
as a college student?
A: nothing
as a working stiff?
A: About the craziest thing I ever did was at a telemarketing job, and all it was is that I met a girl while I was supposed to be working, and I got caught, so I told the boss that I would hook him up too. He didn't like that idea, so I left.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know you, what would you be?

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man with your girlfriend quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would ask who he was(I would be very jealous), and ask if he meant anything to her. If so than I would obviously not want to see the girl anymore. If she will act like she likes a guy in front of me, what would she do behind my bacK?

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Computer music

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: not all women have the same problems.

...all men have?
A: hormones

...with our society?
A: Violence, disrespect for other races, disrespect for the planet, the government saying we're free when there are so many things you are not free to do, say, read, write, there is too much fear of other people,and not enough trust to understand others. HATE is a big one.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They are more friendly.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a Roland xp-50, and a moog synth

The second?
A: a house

The last?
A: food

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my cousin

How do people describe you?
A: I really don't know, you would probably have to ask them.

How do you describe yourself?
A: I am very music orientated, I am very quiet yet funny, I like to dance, and there is nothing better than a good tune, right?

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Roland Users Group, Mixmag, DJ, Music and Computers(by Keyboarding)

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Adidas, or Etnies

Additional Comments
A: Nope, I'm pretty absent minded right now, sorry?


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