webshite/applications submitted

6/16/95

Name:
A: Louis Fartlemeyer

Email:
A: loui@finkerbink.com



How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: BURY ME IN MOTZO BAYBEE

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I LIVE FOR MOTZO

3 favorite authors
A: WHOEVER WROTE THE INGRIDENTS LIST FOR THIS BOX OF MOTZO

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: SELLING 1MILLION MOTZO BALLS ANNUALLY

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: MOTZO MOTZO MOTZO

What is your favorite animal?
A: THE MOTZO CAT
Describe it.
A: BIG AND PUFFY

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: AS SOON AS SHE FEEDS ME MOTZO
Jump her?
A: LETS PLAY HIDE THE MOTZO
Dump her?
A: DROPS THE MOTZO

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: MOTZO YEAR
Had sex
A: DOUBLE MOTZO YEAR
Smoked Pot?
A: WITH MOTZO PAPER

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: NARCOMOTZO

When?
A: MOTZO MONTH

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: MOTZO MAID
Who cooked?
A: MOTZO MAID
Who cleaned?
A: MOTZO MAID

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: MOTZO CASSEROLE

Have you ever used any of the following:
A:

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ATE 100 MOTZO BALLS IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE!
as a college student?
A: ATE 1000 MOTZO BALLS IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE!
as a working stiff?
A: ATE 1000 MOTOZ BALLS DURING A STAFF MEETING!

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: MOTZO!
If I were, what would I be?
A: MOTZO!

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man with your girlfriend quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: OFFER HIM SOME MOTZO

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I AM ONE WITH THE MOTZO

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: SPONTANEOUS MOTZO GENERATION

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: NOT ENOUGH MOTZO

...all men have?
A: NOT ENOUGH MOTZO

...with our society?
A: NOT ENOUGH MOTZO!!!

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: CAUSE THEY'RE THE SOURCE OF THE ALL POWERFUL MOTZO

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: BUY A BILLION MOTZO BALLS

The second?
A: MORE MOTZO!!!!

The last?
A: ALL OF THE MOTZO IN THE WORLD!!!

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: GOLD BROTHER'S MOTZO MANUFACTURERING!

How do people describe you?
A: MOTZO NUT!

How do you describe yourself?
A: MOTZO NUT!

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: MOTZO WEEKLY

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Comfortable

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A:


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