webshite/applications submitted

6/21/95

Name:
A: ubugodot

Home Page:
A: http://nyquist.ee.ualberta.ca/~sharma/


How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat to keep alive. If there is any other way to be alive, let me know (and no, eating paper cutouts of Cher classified as dehydrated food doesnt work, I tried).

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am told my brain is divided into two halves.

3 favorite authors
A: Kurt Vonnegut, Samuel Beckett, Eugene Ionesco

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: There are no hallmarks of success in life since that would, by definition, be an external measure of so called "success". My self-perception of me and what I do, is the only benchmark I seek to satisfy. Stripped of all external measures of success/failure........I am still here, and thinking. This, for me, is reason enough to go on, with or without "success".

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: People "hanging on" others due to a lack of Independence

What is your favorite animal?
A: Kingfisher
Describe it.
A: Confident, perched high up on a swinging stick by the water...deep blue, purple markings....waits before diving...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: time has nothing to do with it...If I _know_ her...and she _knows_ me....whatever happens will happen
Jump her?
A: after she jumps me
Dump her?
A: If I truly _know_ her, why would I dump her ?

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 12 (and that was just 'physical' sex....First had sex with her brains much later (24)
Smoked Pot?
A: no

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: na

When?
A: na

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A: (live with a female roommate so clean washroom/kitchen, she cleans the rest

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Fajitas, Stir Frys, Pasta Sauces, Veggie Delights

Have you ever used any of the following:
A:

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Smashed all windows in the classroom to symbolically protest the lack of repairs to the classroom fans by the school authorities.......
as a college student?
A: Worked seven straighth days on 2 hours of sleep per day - working during the day on Engg week organization, participating in events in the evening, then writing, publishing a daily newspaper on the days events.....
as a working stiff?
A: Walked out on my supervisor to go to the U2 concert in Montreal on a week-day after he refused to approve my leave application ....didnt get fired

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A red Italian Onion
If I were, what would I be?
A: I dont know you except the photograph on the home page so no opinion

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man with your girlfriend quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: keep on doing whatever it was i was doing

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Often, the thin dividing line between "normality" and "insanity" is merely a difference in perception of a subjective reality. I dont think there is one single, absolute, objective reality, and therefore, there is no one, single, objective definition of being ....so maybe there are only different degrees of "insanity"........

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Every single scientific discovery and invention which helps in bringing about the Age of Awareness through Information

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Biggest problem "all" women have ?? To each her/his own problems me thinks.....

...all men have?
A: see above

...with our society?
A: The society thinks it is one....when it is (I think) made up of all these distinct, unique sub-societies which all have their own identities. Each with its own unique problems.....and solutions.

Which do you prefer:
A:

Why?
A: Both have "life".....both are alive.....though plants dont have to wander around before finding their final restingplace

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: airplane tickets

The second?
A: presents for all the friends i am visiting....

The last?
A: a computer

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: all women that i have known

How do people describe you?
A: Dont Know. Dont Care.

How do you describe yourself?
A: A tall gangly dandelion with senses and sensibilities of a human.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Daily Newspapers...

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Botticelli on women....classic dress shoes for formal, runners with jeans

Additional Comments
A: I am here.


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