6/27/95
Name:
A: Leben
Email:
A: none yet
Home Page:
A: home is where the heart is, but my home is not electric. . . yet
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: If you really cannot stand it, post your lovely response on your page, and I will get to you...
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is a nessecity, but at the same time can be a thing of beauty, and a wonderful chance for people to come together and share more than the day's happenings
What is your biggest flaw?
A: intimacy, maybe?????
3 favorite authors
A: William Burroughs, Robert Heinlein, and Richard Brautigin
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: My budding career in the sciences, and depsite debt, my lovely life
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Dopes who tend to shout their thoughts before...
What is your favorite animal?
A: My little Scottish Terrior, grrrrrr
Describe it.
A: Sleek, stubby legged, bundle of lovin'
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: longlonglonglonglonglonglonglonglong
Jump her?
A: a little more
Dump her?
A: usually moremore
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: "POT"
When?
A: now and not so often
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Stir fry, goulash, and really good barbeque stuff mainly, and when I wear that out, it's take out
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes to 5 of 8
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: That would have to be when I got really plastered(STUPID) at a cousin's wedding when I was 14, and made everyone(drunker then me) buy me drinks from the no host bar. . .
as a college student?
A: Take a speech class taught by a disgusting fat guy, and pass(Amazing)
as a working stiff?
A: Crashed the company car(Not badly, and it had faulty brakes too)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Rudabegah
If I were, what would I be?
A: who are you first, maybe a funny squash?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Either join them for an even more interestinmg conversation, or find an amazingly beautiful woman to converse with; depending mainly upon my mood
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Because I think due to my male point of view, and analytical thinking, I tend to reject craziness unless it suits my obnoxiousness sort of anyway, but I don't know, maybe I would, but then again. . .
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The silicon chip of course, duh!!!!!
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Getting any respect from the majority of men, no condescending meant either
...all men have?
A: Thinking clearly when in any relationship(Beyond themselves)
...with our society?
A: Government, clothing, and fried chicken
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals represent a part of the dynamic continium that we are but a smelly part of...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the next four years of college
The second?
A: a one way ticket to Europe!!!!
The last?
A: The Clapper
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Mom
How do people describe you?
A: Hyper, anxious, over descriptive, anal retentive, athletic, lazy, procrastinating, helpful, selfish, etc. . .
How do you describe yourself?
A: sort of same as above, except I like to think of myself more as a wild man extraorinair with too little motivation to be wild all of the time
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Details, Scientific American
What are your favorite shoes?
A: John Fleuvogs
Additional Comments
A: I don't know how you might reach me since I currently have no e mail address, but I constently am surfing the net, so maybe you could post on yer home page if you really want to???????!!!!!!!!!