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6/28/95

Name:
A: Phantom Joker

Home Page:
A: Under construction...

Picture:
88k jpeg [woo-hoo! Three cuties! Do I get my pick?]

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Feel about food? Like personification? Or just texture? I'm not a very picky eater, and have eaten some strange things in my day... Some things other ppl wouldn't even step on... My favorite type of doughnuts have holes....*sigh* But I would take a rootbeer float any day... How do I feel about food...humm....dunno...have to taste it...

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Being TOO in love with Romance

3 favorite authors
A: Margaret Weis Asimov Gershwin...(you didn't say it couldn't be a music man!)

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Just bein happy...oh and doing it better than your friends..hehehe j/k Hallmarks in life...well, I dunno for other people , but for me... I just want to be happy... ;-)

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Wouldn't know, if I did I'd fix it...

What is your favorite animal?
A: Frog
Describe it.
A: Little, slimy, loses tail, swims, jumps

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends on her....
Jump her?
A: TBA
Dump her?
A: I don't believe in "DUMPs" parting of ways....until the flame burns out...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: hehehe...Check the honesty here eh?
Had sex
A: TBA
Smoked Pot?
A: Haven't...stood on a toilet once...does that constitute "getting high on pot?"

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: Use other things as my vice/escape from reality- Like the theare...or martial arts.. ;-)

When?
A: When? Almost every day...almost on Monday...almost on Tue......

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Emotionally? For $$$? Both...partnership
Who cooked?
A: I did...smokin'
Who cleaned?
A: I did....do dishes too... ;-)

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Korean Bul Ko Gi...Spagetti....Spice bread...anything I have a recipeee for

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel- Yes...hairspray...yes (nice flame thrower too) Mousse? Chocolate? no.Deode yes.Conditioner every day aftershave yup

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Couldn't begin to compare them all... Used to break into the HS theare and have parties on the stage. Midnight grocery store juggling/ spam raids are kewl too
as a college student?
A: Seeing as I am still in college...we'll just keep this page a little blank.. ;-)
as a working stiff?
A: I will never be a working stiff...;-) Eternal students dont have to pay back their loans..hehehe

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I would be a Mango.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Kiwi

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Become insanely jealous and devise nasty ways of providing humor and entertainment for everyone at his expense, then ask her (in a round about way) if she was unhappy with me...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: Because A) If I am , I wouldn't know it B) If I am not, I would have no point of reference

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The gut b gone....Hal loves his...

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: The death of chilvary among men....

...all men have?
A: Don't realize that they need to not "understand" women, but just accept them and treat them like ladies...

...with our society?
A: Two words: Clinton's Husband. (Or too many comercials durring my favorite shows...damn that makes me mad!)

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Because you can eat them both, but a plant doesn't put up a fight

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A new wallet.

The second?
A: Um...what's the first thing I see? Car? na...Ticket to England..na..probably a whopper at BK.

The last?
A: I will never be buying my last item...hehehe..except maybe a coffin or headstone...or just paying that flower guy...

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Too many to narrow down. Probably Edison, 'cause I couldn't see with out his light..

How do people describe you?
A: Ask them.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Different...myself...me....

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Black Belt, Wired, Omni, Scientific Amer.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Saddle oxfords....

Additional Comments
A: Naw...just having fun with yer little application...I know, don't call us...we'll call you.... Christine? *Wishing you were somehow here again...*


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