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A: Leben

A: Not yet. . .

Home Page:
A: well, maybe later

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: well you know

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is good food helps us to live, but also allows for enjoyment and social interaction

What is your biggest flaw?
A: technical sounding text i guess

3 favorite authors
A: Brautigan, Hesse, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Suess too

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a job that requires little work, a life that entails little stress, and so on. . .

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Communication, as ifbeingonthenetwasnotaclue

What is your favorite animal?
A: salamander
Describe it.
A: stubby little form belying an immense strength

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: real or vinyl?
Jump her?
A: not long enough
Dump her?
A: burst first!yuckyuck

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 2
Had sex
A: 3
Smoked Pot?
A: 4

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: the kind that really f*ck me up

A: all of my time

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: twinkies, scones, pop tarts, chicken pot pies, tv dinners

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: only the ones that tasted good

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Entered high school
as a college student?
A: entered college with a major
as a working stiff?
A: work?

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: the fruitiest
If I were, what would I be?
A: you're a fruit???

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Scream, tear out my hair and laugh out loud either scaring everyone away, or averting attention towards myself all at once

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: Because eventhough they have not captured me, I am one of the most unsane insane people I have known, and me too

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Spam

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Women have too many problems to go into here

...all men have?
A: Men have more, but don't realize it, hunh?

...with our society?
A: People are what is wrong with society, eliminate them and society as well as the planet on the whole would be successful and happy

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: they absorb sunlight and make useful energy from it which I wish I could do

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a bottle of beer

The second?
A: another

The last?
A: an alka seltzer

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: pee wee herman

How do people describe you?
A: zany crazy, tha last thing they see on this planet, etc...

How do you describe yourself?
A: golly just a little on the handsome side

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Liquor and Ammo

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Gorilla boots

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