6/30/95
Name:
A: Leben
Email:
A: Not yet. . .
Home Page:
A: well, maybe later
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or
anonymous?
A: well you know
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is good food helps us to live, but also allows for enjoyment and social
interaction
What is your biggest flaw?
A: technical sounding text i guess
3 favorite authors
A: Brautigan, Hesse, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Suess too
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a job that requires little work, a life that entails little stress, and so on. .
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What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Communication, as ifbeingonthenetwasnotaclue
What is your favorite animal?
A: salamander
Describe it.
A: stubby little form belying an immense strength
How long do you usually know a
girl before you kiss her?
A: real or vinyl?
Jump her?
A: not long enough
Dump her?
A: burst first!yuckyuck
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 2
Had sex
A: 3
Smoked Pot?
A: 4
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: the kind that really f*ck me up
When?
A: all of my time
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: twinkies, scones, pop tarts, chicken pot pies, tv dinners
Have you ever used
any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner
zitcream aftershave
A: only the ones that tasted good
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as
an adolescent?
A: Entered high school
as a college student?
A: entered college with a major
as a working stiff?
A: work?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: the fruitiest
If I were, what would I be?
A: you're a fruit???
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very
handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Scream, tear out my hair and laugh out loud either scaring everyone away, or averting
attention towards myself all at once
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like
to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Because eventhough they have not captured me, I am one of the most unsane insane
people I have known, and me too
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Spam
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Women have too many problems to go into here
...all men have?
A: Men have more, but don't realize it, hunh?
...with our society?
A: People are what is wrong with society, eliminate them and society as well as the
planet on the whole would be successful and happy
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they absorb sunlight and make useful energy from it which I wish I could do
If
you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a bottle of beer
The second?
A: another
The last?
A: an alka seltzer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: pee wee herman
How do people describe you?
A: zany crazy, tha last thing they see on this planet, etc...
How do you describe
yourself?
A: golly just a little on the handsome side
Do you subscribe to any
magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Liquor and Ammo
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Gorilla boots
Additional Comments
A: SNFU