A: Not yet. . .
A: well, maybe later
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or
A: well you know
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is good food helps us to live, but also allows for enjoyment and social
What is your biggest flaw?
A: technical sounding text i guess
3 favorite authors
A: Brautigan, Hesse, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Suess too
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a job that requires little work, a life that entails little stress, and so on. .
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Communication, as ifbeingonthenetwasnotaclue
What is your favorite animal?
A: stubby little form belying an immense strength
How long do you usually know a
girl before you kiss her?
A: real or vinyl?
A: not long enough
A: burst first!yuckyuck
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: the kind that really f*ck me up
A: all of my time
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: twinkies, scones, pop tarts, chicken pot pies, tv dinners
Have you ever used
any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner
A: only the ones that tasted good
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as
A: Entered high school
as a college student?
A: entered college with a major
as a working stiff?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: the fruitiest
If I were, what would I be?
A: you're a fruit???
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very
handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Scream, tear out my hair and laugh out loud either scaring everyone away, or averting
attention towards myself all at once
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like
to completely insane?
A: Because eventhough they have not captured me, I am one of the most unsane insane
people I have known, and me too
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Women have too many problems to go into here
...all men have?
A: Men have more, but don't realize it, hunh?
...with our society?
A: People are what is wrong with society, eliminate them and society as well as the
planet on the whole would be successful and happy
Which do you prefer:
A: they absorb sunlight and make useful energy from it which I wish I could do
you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a bottle of beer
A: an alka seltzer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: pee wee herman
How do people describe you?
A: zany crazy, tha last thing they see on this planet, etc...
How do you describe
A: golly just a little on the handsome side
Do you subscribe to any
A: Liquor and Ammo
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Gorilla boots