A: Lars Olsson
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel hot about hot food or swedish food and I eat to get stimulation and satisfaction.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Not knowing what flaw is.
3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Adams, Åke Ohlmarks, PC Jershild
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Love-joy, friendship and satisfaction.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: There aren't any.
What is your favorite animal?
A: SouthAmerican cat animal. Has strange dots on it.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A month or less (How could I specify it?)
A: A year or less
A: A couple of years or less
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Snuff (under your lip, very swedish)
A: When to celebrate five times a day or more.
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Hot fried noodles, swedish meatballs or smörgåsbord.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Hairspray,gel,deo and aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Living naked in the forest for a weekend.
as a college student?
A: Peeing in the ship's elevator on our annual trip to Finland, ended up being chased all over the boat by a mob (Turkish) and the crew. Hid between two emergency doors for five hours. Got pissed off and poured drinks over people lying on deck puking. Ate a goldfish afterwards.
as a working stiff?
A: Date the boss's wife.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Swallow it and leave her be. If she doesn't notice me being sad I'd dump her.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: At extreme stress, or somehow, I think I could feel something like it if I panic totally. (I am not insane)
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Can't think of any that did only good.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Being more angry if you're nice to some other woman than they'd be if you were unnice to them.
...all men have?
A: Not understanding what they have done wrong.
...with our society?
Which do you prefer:
A: I dont think I could be a worthy owner of a cat etc. due to lack of time AT THE MOMENT, that is.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A Music studio.
A: A Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park LS Wagon (car)
A: Do the world with my car and a special friend.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Our first cat.
How do people describe you?
A: Tall, funny, friendly, patient, creative, handsome, qute.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Tall, shy, ironic, creative, dreamer.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: CAP&DESIGN(Swedish),GALAGO(Swedens and the worlds best and most weird comic magazine)
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Sandals (summer) or big robust ones.
A: I want this date.