Wed, 5 Jul 1995 11:14:43 -0700
Name:
A: s
Home Page:
A: (unfortunately, behind a firewall)
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is a passion of mine. i fantasize about and enjoy the experience of eating like sex... i like to share it, try different styles of it, indulge in it to exetremes. when i am distracted by another passion or am depressed, i eat to survive. otherwise, i eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i fear rejection
3 favorite authors
A: milan kundera, george bataille, yukio mishima
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: freedom to live as one chooses without restraint
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sentimentality
What is your favorite animal?
A: homo sapien
Describe it.
A: fun to play with
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a couple of days (though within hours sometimes)
Jump her?
A: i never jumped a woman... if you're asking about going to bed, i depend on her making the first move
Dump her?
A: 2 weeks to a year (often cyclically)
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: 1- lsd 2- marijuana 3- cocaine
When?
A: 1- during the metaphysical, huxley-esque phase 2- during the groovin', mellow phase 3- during the late '80s club thing
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me, mostly
Who cooked?
A: (trick question. she did, though we ate out mostly)
Who cleaned?
A: neither of us
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: things requiring boiling or reheating
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but aftershave -- i still don't get the concept
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: i blew up an island in the middle of the town reservoir
as a college student?
A: i took off my clothes at a party to make a group of jocks uncomfortable
as a working stiff?
A: i showed off my nipple ring at a staff meeting
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: kiwi
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: arrange a menage a trois
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i've had some bad trips in my day...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the atomic bomb -- for giving angst legitimacy
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: testosterone
...with our society?
A: government
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: plants recycle our useless co2 into valuable o2, and they don't shit and piss on your carpet
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: an apple duobook 280c
The second?
A: a plane ticket to tangier
The last?
A: anything non-moveable
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: george bataille
How do people describe you?
A: tall
How do you describe yourself?
A: introspective, aberrant, shy (a recently developed idiosyncrasy)
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my black doc martens
Additional Comments
A: you're very