Wed, 5 Jul 1995 11:14:43 -0700
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How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is a passion of mine. i fantasize about and enjoy the experience of eating like sex... i like to share it, try different styles of it, indulge in it to exetremes. when i am distracted by another passion or am depressed, i eat to survive. otherwise, i eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i fear rejection
3 favorite authors
A: milan kundera, george bataille, yukio mishima
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: freedom to live as one chooses without restraint
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
What is your favorite animal?
A: homo sapien
A: fun to play with
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a couple of days (though within hours sometimes)
A: i never jumped a woman... if you're asking about going to bed, i depend on her making the first move
A: 2 weeks to a year (often cyclically)
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: 1- lsd 2- marijuana 3- cocaine
A: 1- during the metaphysical, huxley-esque phase 2- during the groovin', mellow phase 3- during the late '80s club thing
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: me, mostly
A: (trick question. she did, though we ate out mostly)
A: neither of us
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: things requiring boiling or reheating
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but aftershave -- i still don't get the concept
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: i blew up an island in the middle of the town reservoir
as a college student?
A: i took off my clothes at a party to make a group of jocks uncomfortable
as a working stiff?
A: i showed off my nipple ring at a staff meeting
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: arrange a menage a trois
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: i've had some bad trips in my day...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the atomic bomb -- for giving angst legitimacy
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
...with our society?
Which do you prefer:
A: plants recycle our useless co2 into valuable o2, and they don't shit and piss on your carpet
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: an apple duobook 280c
A: a plane ticket to tangier
A: anything non-moveable
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: george bataille
How do people describe you?
How do you describe yourself?
A: introspective, aberrant, shy (a recently developed idiosyncrasy)
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my black doc martens
A: you're very