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A: s

Home Page:
A: (unfortunately, behind a firewall)

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food is a passion of mine. i fantasize about and enjoy the experience of eating like sex... i like to share it, try different styles of it, indulge in it to exetremes. when i am distracted by another passion or am depressed, i eat to survive. otherwise, i eat to live.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: i fear rejection

3 favorite authors
A: milan kundera, george bataille, yukio mishima

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: freedom to live as one chooses without restraint

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sentimentality

What is your favorite animal?
A: homo sapien
Describe it.
A: fun to play with

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a couple of days (though within hours sometimes)
Jump her?
A: i never jumped a woman... if you're asking about going to bed, i depend on her making the first move
Dump her?
A: 2 weeks to a year (often cyclically)

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 18

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: 1- lsd 2- marijuana 3- cocaine

A: 1- during the metaphysical, huxley-esque phase 2- during the groovin', mellow phase 3- during the late '80s club thing

A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: me, mostly
Who cooked?
A: (trick question. she did, though we ate out mostly)
Who cleaned?
A: neither of us

Do you know how to cook?
A: No

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: things requiring boiling or reheating

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but aftershave -- i still don't get the concept

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: i blew up an island in the middle of the town reservoir
as a college student?
A: i took off my clothes at a party to make a group of jocks uncomfortable
as a working stiff?
A: i showed off my nipple ring at a staff meeting

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: kiwi

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: arrange a menage a trois

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: i've had some bad trips in my day...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the atomic bomb -- for giving angst legitimacy

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: testosterone

...with our society?
A: government

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: plants recycle our useless co2 into valuable o2, and they don't shit and piss on your carpet

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: an apple duobook 280c

The second?
A: a plane ticket to tangier

The last?
A: anything non-moveable

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: george bataille

How do people describe you?
A: tall

How do you describe yourself?
A: introspective, aberrant, shy (a recently developed idiosyncrasy)

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No


What are your favorite shoes?
A: my black doc martens

Additional Comments
A: you're very

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