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Wed, 5 Jul 1995 16:27:08 -0700

Name:
A: Mark

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Eating can be a great sensual pleasure or it can be fueling yourself. We have so few really senual activities today, I don't want to waste one!

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I hold tension inside until it goes BLAM

3 favorite authors
A: RAH, Octavia Butler, Steven Hawkins

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: How well you sleep and have you found joy at least once during the day.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Tring to have sex in an airplane.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog.
Describe it.
A: Christy is the Yellow Lab I live with

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 15 minutes to two years, I am not consistant.
Jump her?
A: See above
Dump her?
A: I don't dump as a rule.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: haven't yet

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: We both did
Who cooked?
A: I did
Who cleaned?
A: We both did.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Italian, French, Mexican, and Oriental in that order. Cooking is my hobby.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deoderant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Once while playing guitar in a local bar, I mooned the crowd.
as a college student?
A: nude rock climbing.
as a working stiff?
A: Fell out of a burning plane.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: tomatoe
If I were, what would I be?
A: peach

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Watch to make sure she wanted to be there. Then mind my own business.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: Being completely insane means you have totally lost control of your actions. That has only happened to me once and I know how to oviod it in the future.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Development of the integrated circuit,

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Not seeing the need to make a decision speedily.

...all men have?
A: Letting their sex organs make the wrong decisions speedily.

...with our society?
A: The colision of the the two problems above.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: THey taste better

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Calloway Covette

The second?
A: Gruman A1 Yankee Stunt Plane

The last?
A: Insurance

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A:

How do people describe you?
A: Intelligent, slow to anger, powerful, Good father

How do you describe yourself?
A: Read too much, surf the net too much, pump iron too much, oversexed

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Omni, Hot Wired, Playboy, Nature

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Jump Boots

Additional Comments
A: I am married but am looking for some one exciting to chat with and trade e-mail with. Is that you?


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