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Wed, 5 Jul 1995 21:19:50 -0700

A: Sexmachine

A: ecrawfor@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: hunger is the great motivator...but to be honest 'felt' any food lately...;-)

What is your biggest flaw?
A: this isn't a job interview is it? ;-)

3 favorite authors
A: Anne Rice, J.D. Salinger, and Henry Miller

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness in what you do and who you are

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: this is a job interview isn't it?

What is your favorite animal?
A: I'm a dog lover...but then again I get along with any animal, call me easy
Describe it.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on how many beer I've had
Jump her?
A: depends on how many beer we both have had
Dump her?
A: 1 month to life

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 16

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

A: ok I'm a drinker...although I have been known to watch others light up



Have you ever been married/lived with someone?

Who worked?
A: I meant to answer niether above!
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I made some mexican stew with beer rice last night actually...most recent thing I could think of

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but zitcream...I like to poof!

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: don't remember
as a college student?
A: peed out of the front window of a moving bus...I still haven't lived it down
as a working stiff?
A: I'm still a student

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: nuts
If I were, what would I be?
A: I have no idea

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I don't think I'd do anything...she has the right to talk to anyone she likes

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No


Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the pill ;-)

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: big hair

...all men have?
A: no hair

...with our society?
A: not enough hair to go around

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: animals respond

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a harley

The second?
A: I can't think of anything else

The last?

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: I don't have any, I'm making my own path

How do people describe you?
A: witty, charming...but behind my back they say hardass and asshole ;-)

How do you describe yourself?
A: tall, shaved head, goatee

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: details

What are your favorite shoes?
A: whatever looks good and is trendy

Additional Comments
A: man this is tough quiz...what if the guy has sex with you...man I'd hat to fill out that test! ;-)

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