Wed, 5 Jul 1995 21:19:50 -0700
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: hunger is the great motivator...but to be honest 'felt' any food lately...;-)
What is your biggest flaw?
A: this isn't a job interview is it? ;-)
3 favorite authors
A: Anne Rice, J.D. Salinger, and Henry Miller
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: happiness in what you do and who you are
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: this is a job interview isn't it?
What is your favorite animal?
A: I'm a dog lover...but then again I get along with any animal, call me easy
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on how many beer I've had
A: depends on how many beer we both have had
A: 1 month to life
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: ok I'm a drinker...although I have been known to watch others light up
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: I meant to answer niether above!
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: I made some mexican stew with beer rice last night actually...most recent thing I could think of
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything but zitcream...I like to poof!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: don't remember
as a college student?
A: peed out of the front window of a moving bus...I still haven't lived it down
as a working stiff?
A: I'm still a student
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: I have no idea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I don't think I'd do anything...she has the right to talk to anyone she likes
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the pill ;-)
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: big hair
...all men have?
A: no hair
...with our society?
A: not enough hair to go around
Which do you prefer:
A: animals respond
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a harley
A: I can't think of anything else
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: I don't have any, I'm making my own path
How do people describe you?
A: witty, charming...but behind my back they say hardass and asshole ;-)
How do you describe yourself?
A: tall, shaved head, goatee
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: whatever looks good and is trendy
A: man this is tough quiz...what if the guy has sex with you...man I'd hat to fill out that test! ;-)