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Wed, 12 Jul 1995 09:35:24 -0700

A: Jason Yeaman

Home Page:
A: http://www.macromedia.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: The correct food makes me feel strong or tired or fat!.. I eat to transfer energy.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Is looking at myself in the negative

3 favorite authors
A: Emmanual, Arcturians and .....

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The ability to give and receive love

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I always (thanks to the media) thing I'm overweight

What is your favorite animal?
A: Cats...
Describe it.
A: Just because they are friendly, doesn't mean they are weak

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one to two weeks
Jump her?
A: three to four weeks
Dump her?
A: going on 7 years now

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 7
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: pot

A: once or twice a month

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: I work
Who cooked?
A: We both take turns
Who cleaned?
A: She does most

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Dinners, Pasta, fish, chicken, etc

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hairspray and deoderant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: "borrowed" 8 Porche 911's
as a college student?
A: was go to college!
as a working stiff?
A: was comissioned by the DOD to join the navy seal EOD unit 4 for a year

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I think I would be a Fuji Apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: You would be a Macintosh Apple :-)

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Look around for you to talk to :-)

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: Insanity is simply a misunderstanding of another persons perception of reality. I have be misunderstood many times.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The discovery that gravity is a "push" not a pull

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: The biggest problem women have to face is men looking at them as sex objects.

...all men have?
A: Men's biggest problem is lack of emotional display

...with our society?
A: Our society is perfect. Each soul picks his or her own path in life, there is no "bad energy" in society. Therefore the biggest problem with society is assuming something someone does is "good" or "bad" That is bad

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: Animals give me a little more energy than plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A home in the desert

The second?
A: Surrounding land

The last?
A: Security from the outside world

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My mother and grandfather

How do people describe you?
A: An alien, psychic, quiet but outgoing, driven, strong, intelligent, crazy, friendly and a wealth of knowledge

How do you describe yourself?
A: An alien, psychic, quiet but outgoing, driven, strong, intelligent, crazy, friendly, a wealth of knowledge, fat!

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No


What are your favorite shoes?
A: My timberlands

Additional Comments
A: There is no problem that I can't solve with the correct application of high explosives!

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