Wed, 12 Jul 1995 09:35:24 -0700
A: Jason Yeaman
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: The correct food makes me feel strong or tired or fat!.. I eat to transfer energy.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Is looking at myself in the negative
3 favorite authors
A: Emmanual, Arcturians and .....
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The ability to give and receive love
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I always (thanks to the media) thing I'm overweight
What is your favorite animal?
A: Just because they are friendly, doesn't mean they are weak
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one to two weeks
A: three to four weeks
A: going on 7 years now
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: once or twice a month
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: I work
A: We both take turns
A: She does most
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Dinners, Pasta, fish, chicken, etc
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hairspray and deoderant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: "borrowed" 8 Porche 911's
as a college student?
A: was go to college!
as a working stiff?
A: was comissioned by the DOD to join the navy seal EOD unit 4 for a year
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I think I would be a Fuji Apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: You would be a Macintosh Apple :-)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Look around for you to talk to :-)
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Insanity is simply a misunderstanding of another persons perception of reality. I have be misunderstood many times.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The discovery that gravity is a "push" not a pull
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: The biggest problem women have to face is men looking at them as sex objects.
...all men have?
A: Men's biggest problem is lack of emotional display
...with our society?
A: Our society is perfect. Each soul picks his or her own path in life, there is no "bad energy" in society. Therefore the biggest problem with society is assuming something someone does is "good" or "bad" That is bad
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals give me a little more energy than plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A home in the desert
A: Surrounding land
A: Security from the outside world
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My mother and grandfather
How do people describe you?
A: An alien, psychic, quiet but outgoing, driven, strong, intelligent, crazy, friendly and a wealth of knowledge
How do you describe yourself?
A: An alien, psychic, quiet but outgoing, driven, strong, intelligent, crazy, friendly, a wealth of knowledge, fat!
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My timberlands
A: There is no problem that I can't solve with the correct application of high explosives!