Mon, 17 Jul 1995 01:34:13 -0700
Name:
A: Steve Hawley
Home Page:
A: none as yet, but you can see me at http://dutial.twi.tudelft.nl/~alien/pics/PalHugger.gif
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is grand - it can be wonderfully sensual. I eat to live, to treat, to spoil, to share.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: too self-sacrificing sometimes
3 favorite authors
A: right now, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Neal Stephenson, John Steinbeck
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being able to complete things, to live with balance
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: other than depression? :')
What is your favorite animal?
A: elephant
Describe it.
A: The only mammal with four knees.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: days-weeks
Jump her?
A: weeks-months
Dump her?
A: months-years
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16 - really kissed
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Pot
When?
A: once a year or so
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: I make killer steamed salmon patties. Am probably best at baking, but I've made seven course meals.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, cologne, deodorant, conditioner (daily)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Wrote an underground newspaper
as a college student?
A: throwing off my clothes and climbed a tree
as a working stiff?
A: Wore "comedy" lobotomy scars to work
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: cranberry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing right away. Maybe ask who he was later, but nothing else.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Nothing more than a glimmer from dealing with someone who was not completely
with it - but I don't have any real idea.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Tupperware or Zip-Loc (I can't decide which)
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: communication
...with our society?
A: People are losing a desire to care for something so much that they
woudl die for it.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I'm able to care for the animals much better than the plants!
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A stinger or
six months of weekly trumpet lessons with Maurice Andre
The second?
A: drinks for everyone else
The last?
A: Music by Menudo (I assume you mean what I would _NEVER_ buy)
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My folks
How do people describe you?
A: I believe one word I've heard more than once was "wacked".
How do you describe yourself?
A: He looks a lot like me, only I'm a little taller
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: SJ Mercury News, Woodsmith, Gourmet
What are your favorite shoes?
A: tie-died Chuck Taylors
Additional Comments
A: way cool idea.