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Mon, 17 Jul 1995 01:34:13 -0700

A: Steve Hawley

Home Page:
A: none as yet, but you can see me at http://dutial.twi.tudelft.nl/~alien/pics/PalHugger.gif

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is grand - it can be wonderfully sensual. I eat to live, to treat, to spoil, to share.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: too self-sacrificing sometimes

3 favorite authors
A: right now, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Neal Stephenson, John Steinbeck

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being able to complete things, to live with balance

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: other than depression? :')

What is your favorite animal?
A: elephant
Describe it.
A: The only mammal with four knees.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: days-weeks
Jump her?
A: weeks-months
Dump her?
A: months-years

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16 - really kissed
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 19

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: Pot

A: once a year or so

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I make killer steamed salmon patties. Am probably best at baking, but I've made seven course meals.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, cologne, deodorant, conditioner (daily)

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Wrote an underground newspaper
as a college student?
A: throwing off my clothes and climbed a tree
as a working stiff?
A: Wore "comedy" lobotomy scars to work

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: cranberry

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing right away. Maybe ask who he was later, but nothing else.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

A: Nothing more than a glimmer from dealing with someone who was not completely with it - but I don't have any real idea.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Tupperware or Zip-Loc (I can't decide which)

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: communication

...with our society?
A: People are losing a desire to care for something so much that they woudl die for it.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: I'm able to care for the animals much better than the plants!

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A stinger or
six months of weekly trumpet lessons with Maurice Andre

The second?
A: drinks for everyone else

The last?
A: Music by Menudo (I assume you mean what I would _NEVER_ buy)

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My folks

How do people describe you?
A: I believe one word I've heard more than once was "wacked".

How do you describe yourself?
A: He looks a lot like me, only I'm a little taller

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: SJ Mercury News, Woodsmith, Gourmet

What are your favorite shoes?
A: tie-died Chuck Taylors

Additional Comments
A: way cool idea.

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