Sun, 23 Jul 1995 23:16:37 -0700
A: Anthrax Costello Jones
A: you figure it out.
A: catch it on yahoo, ya' hippie!
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I enjoy good food, and eating is a necessity.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my masturbation:actual sex ratio
3 favorite authors
A: Too many favorites. Bukowsi.Heinlein.Shel Silverstein. ya' know, all the classics.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Pride. And owning your own hot tub and inground pool.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Too personal (ouch!) mebbe that whole Waco thing.
What is your favorite animal?
A: wild-squirrels. domestic-cats
A: tree rats and lap leopards
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 2 minutes
A: 2 dates
A: 2 months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 2 yrs.
A: 12 yrs.(precocious, aren't I)
A: You mean doobs? skunkbud? Amsterdummy? Never, except once.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: all the bad stuff.cracky coke,ice,MDMA,heroin,hash,weed,valium, you bring it, I'll smoke it, babe.
A: only when force fed.
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: carpaccio, sushi, clams-on-the-1/2shell, and gumbo.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: ya spelled deoderant wrong dammit. I refuse to answer now. But i smell good anyway.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: aside from the wild parties and unsafe sex and fast driving? would have to be inhaling nitrous and then shooting out street lights.
as a college student?
A: i was a dweeb.
as a working stiff?
A: i'm still a dweeb.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a watermelon. or maybe a peach.something runny and sweet.
If I were, what would I be?
A: sonny von bulow
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would run out into the street and start singin' "Papas got a Brand New Bag!"
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: let's just say you wouldn't understand.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: If not the Atom Bomb, then Computers.If not computers, then probably Zima or Wheat Thins.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: they all want plastic surgery.
...all men have?
A: they all want perfect women.
...with our society?
A: Hey, caring about people went out with the 60's, so let's just drop it.
Which do you prefer:
A: less symbiotic/more dependant (see 1989.Miller Beer (C) Tastes Great/Less Filling.)
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bottle of Tecate
A: a plane ticket
A: the farm
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: F. Lee Buckley
How do people describe you?
A: Carnivorous. Splendipity. Deciduous. Romantic. Spicy.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Horny. Most of the time. And honest.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Cosmo. Playboy. Consumer Reports
What are your favorite shoes?
A: anythings I can dance in.
A: womp-bomp-a-lu-bomp-a-womp-bam-boom-Gotta girl named Ann, she's always eatin' spam--