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A: Anthrax Costello Jones

A: you figure it out.

Home Page:
A: catch it on yahoo, ya' hippie!

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: thelonius

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I enjoy good food, and eating is a necessity.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my masturbation:actual sex ratio

3 favorite authors
A: Too many favorites. Bukowsi.Heinlein.Shel Silverstein. ya' know, all the classics.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Pride. And owning your own hot tub and inground pool.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Too personal (ouch!) mebbe that whole Waco thing.

What is your favorite animal?
A: wild-squirrels. domestic-cats
Describe it.
A: tree rats and lap leopards

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 2 minutes
Jump her?
A: 2 dates
Dump her?
A: 2 months

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 2 yrs.
Had sex
A: 12 yrs.(precocious, aren't I)
Smoked Pot?
A: You mean doobs? skunkbud? Amsterdummy? Never, except once.

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: all the bad stuff.cracky coke,ice,MDMA,heroin,hash,weed,valium, you bring it, I'll smoke it, babe.

A: only when force fed.

A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: carpaccio, sushi, clams-on-the-1/2shell, and gumbo.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: ya spelled deoderant wrong dammit. I refuse to answer now. But i smell good anyway.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: aside from the wild parties and unsafe sex and fast driving? would have to be inhaling nitrous and then shooting out street lights.
as a college student?
A: i was a dweeb.
as a working stiff?
A: i'm still a dweeb.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a watermelon. or maybe a peach.something runny and sweet.
If I were, what would I be?
A: sonny von bulow

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would run out into the street and start singin' "Papas got a Brand New Bag!"

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: let's just say you wouldn't understand.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: If not the Atom Bomb, then Computers.If not computers, then probably Zima or Wheat Thins.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they all want plastic surgery.

...all men have?
A: they all want perfect women.

...with our society?
A: Hey, caring about people went out with the 60's, so let's just drop it.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: less symbiotic/more dependant (see 1989.Miller Beer (C) Tastes Great/Less Filling.)

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bottle of Tecate

The second?
A: a plane ticket

The last?
A: the farm

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: F. Lee Buckley

How do people describe you?
A: Carnivorous. Splendipity. Deciduous. Romantic. Spicy.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Horny. Most of the time. And honest.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Cosmo. Playboy. Consumer Reports

What are your favorite shoes?
A: anythings I can dance in.

Additional Comments
A: womp-bomp-a-lu-bomp-a-womp-bam-boom-Gotta girl named Ann, she's always eatin' spam--

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