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Sat, 5 Aug 1995 13:08:17 -0700

Name:
A: Paul

Home Page:
A: I am homeless

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is very sociable. I eat when others are eating because it is a way to be together.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I get confused easily.

3 favorite authors
A: Patrick O'Brian, Ken Kesey, A.A. Milne

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Centeredness, Awareness, Righteousness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Anger

What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat
Describe it.
A: Small, calico. Purrs a lot

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: At least two minutes
Jump her?
A: Depends how the kiss goes
Dump her?
A: I try not to

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 22

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: What?

When?
A: When is what? It is always now I believe

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: Everyone works at something
Who cooked?
A: Not everyone all at once. Too many cooks spoil
Who cleaned?
A: Nobody. That's a problem, isn't it?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Ummmmmmmmm. Food probably. Food is very sociable, but I told you that already. I made fettucini alfredo yesterday

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes but not all at once

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ran around outdoors naked but didn't get caught
as a college student?
A: put irish names on every building on campus for saint patrick's day
as a working stiff?
A: stayed home screwing when i should have been at work -- told the boss i was having trouble getting out of bed

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: plum
If I were, what would I be?
A: i dunno. what would you be?

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: kiss you

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: I don't think anything is ever complete

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: scotch tape

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: women

...with our society?
A: war

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they move around

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: i would throw a party

The second?
A: a car

The last?
A: a gun

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my lovers

How do people describe you?
A: wierd

How do you describe yourself?
A: I try not to

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: DOS WORLD, Santa Maria TIMES, Forward, New Yorker

What are your favorite shoes?
A: shoes? do people have favorite shoes?

Additional Comments
A: So what do you wanna do on our date?


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