Sat, 5 Aug 1995 13:08:17 -0700
Name:
A: Paul
Home Page:
A: I am homeless
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is very sociable. I eat when others are eating because it is a way to be together.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I get confused easily.
3 favorite authors
A: Patrick O'Brian, Ken Kesey, A.A. Milne
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Centeredness, Awareness, Righteousness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Anger
What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat
Describe it.
A: Small, calico. Purrs a lot
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: At least two minutes
Jump her?
A: Depends how the kiss goes
Dump her?
A: I try not to
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 22
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: What?
When?
A: When is what? It is always now I believe
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Everyone works at something
Who cooked?
A: Not everyone all at once. Too many cooks spoil
Who cleaned?
A: Nobody. That's a problem, isn't it?
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Ummmmmmmmm. Food probably. Food is very sociable, but I told you that already. I made fettucini alfredo yesterday
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes but not all at once
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ran around outdoors naked but didn't get caught
as a college student?
A: put irish names on every building on campus for saint patrick's day
as a working stiff?
A: stayed home screwing when i should have been at work -- told the boss i was having trouble getting out of bed
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: plum
If I were, what would I be?
A: i dunno. what would you be?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: kiss you
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I don't think anything is ever complete
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: scotch tape
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society?
A: war
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they move around
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: i would throw a party
The second?
A: a car
The last?
A: a gun
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my lovers
How do people describe you?
A: wierd
How do you describe yourself?
A: I try not to
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: DOS WORLD, Santa Maria TIMES, Forward, New Yorker
What are your favorite shoes?
A: shoes? do people have favorite shoes?
Additional Comments
A: So what do you wanna do on our date?