Tue, 8 Aug 1995 13:57:33 -0700
Name:
A: Caveman
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like it. Beacause it tastes good.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Compulsive
3 favorite authors
A: A. Clarke,S. King,R, BradburyAt peace with self
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: At peace with self.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: None,I think therefore I am.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Bald eagle
Describe it.
A: Majestic,beautiful bird.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 30 minutes
Jump her?
A: Her choice
Dump her?
A: Her choice
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Alcohol
When?
A: PARTY TIME!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Bar-B-Q
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deoderant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Stole my dads car,had a red ass for 3 days.
as a college student?
A: Haven't been there,haven't done that.
as a working stiff?
A: Drove my motorcycle through the office.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Strawberry
If I were, what would I be?
A: Peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Join them.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Because there are times I feel EVERYONE ELSE has their head up their ass.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Space flight.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Vanity
...all men have?
A: Selfish
...with our society?
A: Prejudice
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: If they're bigger than you they won't try to eat you.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Harley
The second?
A: Airplane
The last?
A: Lawnmower
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Mother
How do people describe you?
A: Wild,strange,O.K. dude.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Wild,gentleman,horny.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: National Geographic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: sandals
Additional Comments
A: Drop me a note,I'd like to here from you.