Thu, 10 Aug 1995 22:52:23 -0700
Name:
A: Shawn Doughty
Home Page:
A: http://www.nmclites.edu:80/personal/doughty
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food and I love eating. I specialize in Indian and chinese. I love to cook for myself. And DAMN teflon pans.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I hate computers, but they are my state of employ.
3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Addams, Crichton, and Tolstoy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Good food, good sex, and a long walk in the mountains lasting for 3 days.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I forget. What was the question?
What is your favorite animal?
A: Cats
Describe it.
A: Don't have one.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: You have to know her?
Jump her?
A: Whenever she feels it's ok.
Dump her?
A: when she begins to get more annoying than fun.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: *shrug*
Had sex
A: *blush*
Smoked Pot?
A: 13
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Pot
When?
A: Rarely
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Chinese, chili, and Chicken
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Convinced a friend he was an alien who lived on electricity and he used a generator I built to recharge once a week.
as a college student?
A: Lived in an office supply room on campus.
as a working stiff?
A: Dressed up for a meeting with D.C. execs when setting up an internet server on an indian reservation.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Guava
If I were, what would I be?
A: Habanero pepper
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: shrug and get another beer.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Because I don't believe I am insane.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: cyclades ethernet ports
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They all can't get along.
...all men have?
A: Get along too well, even with the assholes.
...with our society?
A: Not enough people know where the public library is, nor even use it.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: Pharmaceutical applications.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bean and chees burrito
The second?
A: A solar adapter for my Newton pad.
The last?
A: A lottery ticket.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Dahli Lhama
How do people describe you?
A: That long haired geek who hangs around the Lab too much.
How do you describe yourself?
A: It's not easy being green.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: sandals
Additional Comments
A: Why would I have to fill out an application to go out with you? Why not just go out with me and dump me when I make a complete ass of myself.