webshite/applications submitted

Thu, 10 Aug 1995 22:52:23 -0700

Name:
A: Shawn Doughty

Home Page:
A: http://www.nmclites.edu:80/personal/doughty

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food and I love eating. I specialize in Indian and chinese. I love to cook for myself. And DAMN teflon pans.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I hate computers, but they are my state of employ.

3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Addams, Crichton, and Tolstoy

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Good food, good sex, and a long walk in the mountains lasting for 3 days.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I forget. What was the question?

What is your favorite animal?
A: Cats
Describe it.
A: Don't have one.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: You have to know her?
Jump her?
A: Whenever she feels it's ok.
Dump her?
A: when she begins to get more annoying than fun.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: *shrug*
Had sex
A: *blush*
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Pot

When?
A: Rarely

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Chinese, chili, and Chicken

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Convinced a friend he was an alien who lived on electricity and he used a generator I built to recharge once a week.
as a college student?
A: Lived in an office supply room on campus.
as a working stiff?
A: Dressed up for a meeting with D.C. execs when setting up an internet server on an indian reservation.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Guava
If I were, what would I be?
A: Habanero pepper

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: shrug and get another beer.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Because I don't believe I am insane.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: cyclades ethernet ports

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: They all can't get along.

...all men have?
A: Get along too well, even with the assholes.

...with our society?
A: Not enough people know where the public library is, nor even use it.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Pharmaceutical applications.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bean and chees burrito

The second?
A: A solar adapter for my Newton pad.

The last?
A: A lottery ticket.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Dahli Lhama

How do people describe you?
A: That long haired geek who hangs around the Lab too much.

How do you describe yourself?
A: It's not easy being green.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: sandals

Additional Comments
A: Why would I have to fill out an application to go out with you? Why not just go out with me and dump me when I make a complete ass of myself.


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