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Name:
A: Martin Hamilton
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I enjoy it/to survive.
I enjoy it/to survive
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I,m lazy
3 favorite authors
A: Iain Banks,Harry Harrison and Tom Sharpe
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A fat stomach and dark bags under the eyes.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Trying to come to terms with my prejudices/judgements over other peoples lifestyles/tastes/cvulture.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Cat
Describe it.
A: A furry little bugger
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few days
Jump her?
A: Ditto
Dump her?
A: Months/Years
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Cannabis
When?
A: Evenings/festivals
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Both but more often the other person
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Eggy bread and Balti pies
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deodorant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Shaved my eyebrows off.
shaved my eyebrows off
as a college student?
A: Had my hair cut in a mohican and dyed part of it bright red
as a working stiff?
A: Got tatooed
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: cauliflower
If I were, what would I be?
A: marrow
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Take it in my stride
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I tend to be quite cautious and weight up the consequences of my actions to imagine what it would be like to be completely out of control
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Invention of Remington Fuzz-away
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: The attitudes majority of men have towrds them
...all men have?
A: The attitude they have towards women
...with our society?
A: General intolerance of different lifestyles/cultures/beliefs
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I hate gardening and plants always tend to die on me
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A decent car
The second?
A: Somewhere to live
The last?
A: New clothes
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My Mother
How do people describe you?
A: Easy going and funny
How do you describe yourself?
A: Too easy going and lazy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: pumps (sneakers)
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