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Fri, 11 Aug 1995 12:09:37 -0700

Name:
A: mr love man

Home Page:
A: http://www.fantasysex.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat food to survive. I'd rather eat you.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: sometimes I can't get my hair to do its flip thing correctly.

3 favorite authors
A: William Shatner, David Mamet, Henry Miller

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: I'm me, what else could I need in life? except you of course...

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I'm so great, no fuck ups

What is your favorite animal?
A: ME baby, ME!
Describe it.
A: big thick hard and tasty

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: They usually kiss me right away...
Jump her?
A: Again, they jump me, Im just an innocent bystander
Dump her?
A: when it's time it's time. Usually after we have sex, not before

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 12

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: what I feel like

When?
A: when I feel like

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: she worked for me if ya know what I mean.
Who cooked?
A: fuck yah she better fuckin cook
Who cleaned?
A: dumped the dirty bitch

Do you know how to cook?
A: No

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: I'd cook you up and eat _you_ sugar.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above, exept zit cream... I have perfect skin.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: when lit my sister on fire
as a college student?
A: why would I want to go to college?
as a working stiff?
A: Im stiff for you babe... heh heh

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: melons... two melons and a kumquat

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: beat his ass

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: only freaks are insane. Im cool. Im not a freak.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: duel exhaust

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they dont shut up, ever

...all men have?
A: they aren't me...!

...with our society?
A: too many dudes, not enough bitches.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: you cant fuck a plant.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I'd get my dick enlarged, you know with that plastic surgery stud operation

The second?
A: car

The last?
A: buy you some dinner or something I guess.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: evil kenevil

How do people describe you?
A: big thick hard and tasty

How do you describe yourself?
A: big thick hard and tasty, and ready for you.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Rifle mags and car mags

What are your favorite shoes?
A: pigskin cowboy boots, red.

Additional Comments
A: I think you would love me... if you only give me a try, you look like a hot babe and I'd like to get you alone... just for a minute or two... or whatever. could you stuff your bra a little though? cool. so when can we go out?


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