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Mon, 14 Aug 1995 23:47:24 -0700

Name:
A: Tim Beacham

Email:
A: tb@net-connect.net

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is simply nourishment with which we sustian our bodies. I eat to live, but sometimes, I live to eat

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my self

3 favorite authors
A: Twain, Robert Olen Butler and Shakespeare for the sonnets

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: friendship, love, happiness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: my self

What is your favorite animal?
A: My dog, Digby, who was recently stolen
Describe it.
A: wolf-shepherd-malmute-chow. Too friendly

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: The last one was about 2-3 weeks
Jump her?
A: six months
Dump her?
A: We dumped each other b\c she moved away, but I still love her. We dated solidly for three years and some change

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot

When?
A: when I feel like it

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: any crawfish dish. Shrimp, any seafood for that matter. Anything for that matter. I apprentice chefed for 2 years

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deo

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: spread shit all over the interior of a church. I was realy stupid
as a college student?
A: did coke. it ruined my life
as a working stiff?
A: stole from employer

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: another kiwi

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: kill them...no I would probably feel jealous or worried until later when I could tell her how I felt. She would laugh and tell me she was jealous when she saw me talking to you

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I worked at a mental hospital for three years. And I'm crazy

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A:

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: pms

...all men have?
A: sex on the brain

...with our society?
A: Our form of Government don't work

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Digby taught me about love

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: food

The second?
A: car

The last?
A: land

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Digby and Catherine

How do people describe you?
A: Asshole. NO shit

How do you describe yourself?
A: Surface Asshole good friend comes later

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: The Newspaper and magazines I write for

What are your favorite shoes?
A: NIKE

Additional Comments
A: This took a long time


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