Tue, 15 Aug 1995 16:07:33 -0700
Name:
A: Steve
Email:
A: gus@aztec.co.za
Home Page:
A: http://www.aztec.co.za/users/gus/home.htm
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: who cares?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: sometimes it's a necessary evil, sometimes it's just pure fun
What is your biggest flaw?
A: having an ego that's not as big as it should be
3 favorite authors
A: Tom Robbins, Robert Hunter, Berkley Breathed
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: going to sleep at night with a smile on your face..that's about it
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: uhmmmm...fuck, I forgot!
What is your favorite animal?
A: the otter
Describe it.
A: just wants to survive, and have some fun
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the woman
Jump her?
A: depends on the woman
Dump her?
A: depends on the woman
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: I think my mom kissed me in the O.R.
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 16 (had my priorities in order)
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: used to do alot, glad to tell you about it
When?
A: for lot's of years
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta, seafood
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, for pony tails only
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: had sex with the football coaches wife
as a college student?
A: had sex with the football coach
as a working stiff?
A: said..."I would love to work here"
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Karen Quinlan
If I were, what would I be?
A: don't know, never met you
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I spent 4 days in a psychotic state
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: two-ply toilet paper
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society?
A: men and women
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they taste better
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a plant
The second?
A: an accountant
The last?
A: spam
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: me
How do people describe you?
A: moron
How do you describe yourself?
A: moron
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Business Day...South Africa
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Teva's
Additional Comments
A: what are you doing saturday nite?