Thu, 17 Aug 1995 16:09:10 -0700
Name:
A: hellcat
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I"feel"hungry in regards to food and yep, thats why I eat
What is your biggest flaw?
A: It's the zit on my lower left cheek
3 favorite authors
A: Danielle Steele, Jackie Collins, Nancy Friday
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: something vague and unknown
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sex/love
What is your favorite animal?
A: horsies
Describe it.
A: strong,sensual,free (now you know how I feel about sex)
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl, some never
Jump her?
A: try to do that before the kiss
Dump her?
A: try to do that after the kiss
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: kissed what?
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 11
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: need you pry into my personal life darling?
When?
A: I would with you
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me, sugar daddy
Who cooked?
A: no one
Who cleaned?
A: no one
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: kraft mac & cheese, ham. helper
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I don't remember
as a college student?
A: paid tuition
as a working stiff?
A: put up with it
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I am a fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: I'm hoping you'll swing to fruitdom
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: bust his head open, the dick shouldn't move in on my gal
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Is it really hard to figure out?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: I really don't know or have an opinion
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: their gender classification
...all men have?
A: same as above
...with our society?
A: same as above
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: because animals always live in my house, and plants die
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a happy meal at McDonalds
The second?
A: a good accountant
The last?
A: a limo
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mommy
How do people describe you?
A: tough, faggy dyke, funny, the list goes on
How do you describe yourself?
A: I really tend to leave that up to others-they seem to have their own conclusions
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: on me or someone else?
Additional Comments
A: duh...