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Wed, 23 Aug 1995 21:23:15 -0700

Name:
A: Ssup-y

Email:
A: I'm not real sure yet

Home Page:
A: Huh?

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: "

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Good food is like good sex. You want to smoke a cigarette and take a nap afterwards.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am totally in denial about my lack of responsibility.

3 favorite authors
A: Pat Califia, Ellen Degeneres, and me...

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Honesty, Grace, and Love

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My mother and the first woman who claimed to love me!!

What is your favorite animal?
A: Sea-life
Describe it.
A: Surrounded by the sustenance of life and embraced by cool water...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Months...
Jump her?
A: I let them jump me...usually
Dump her?
A: weeks.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: 20

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: Does mind-fucking count here?

When?
A: Constantly

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: We both did. We were also students.
Who cooked?
A: Mostly me, sometimes her.
Who cleaned?
A: Mostly me, sometimes her.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Breakfast...

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel: for flyaways Hairspray: for flyaways Deoderant-I like the crystal kind. Always conditioner. No zitcream/aftershave.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Put about 12 real estate signs in my high school band director's front yard, he was such a boil.
as a college student?
A: Spent an entire semester sitting in the student union because I hated Oklahoma so much...
as a working stiff?
A: I worked at a telemarketing place last summer and I used to call Maverick Recording Co. (owned by madonna) and ask for the owner. The receptionists would never say whether or not she was there.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Definitely a cantaloupe-succulent and sweet.
If I were, what would I be?
A: A grape- I'm not sure why? And probably a dark purple one.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I definitely wouldn't be too threatened men aren't usually attracted to the women that I am attracted to...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Sometimes I wonder why myself, but I think it is because our minds protect us from the things that we cannot deal with conciously...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The ability to connect oklahoma to anywhere outside the midwest...

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Lack of dignity and strength in being a woman and beign feminine

...all men have?
A: Insecurity

...with our society?
A: Lack of compassion for each other

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They are very natural and are always honest

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A car-I hate being on foot!

The second?
A: A home-I hate renting

The last?
A: The unabridged Rush Limbaugh

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Daddy-not the biological one

How do people describe you?
A: Sensitive, humanitarian, intelligent, funny, QUIET

How do you describe yourself?
A: Shy, sensitive, loving, QUIET

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: The kind of sandals that strap around the back of your ankles to keep them on.

Additional Comments
A: Someone save me from Oklahoma!!!!!!


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