Fri, 25 Aug 1995 11:37:39 -0700
Name:
A: Lars
Email:
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food can be good. I eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Huh?
3 favorite authors
A: Ray Bradbury
I read to live.
I don't wanna spoil the movie...
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness. If you're happy, nothing else matters -- by definition.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I don't think money is important, but I keep getting it anyway. I think it's an on going fuck-up.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Humans.
Describe it.
A: They make nice pets, but I hate to clean up after them.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: If she seems willing, why would I wait?
Jump her?
A: If I'm in the mood and... why would I wait?
Dump her?
A: When I see it's a mistake -- even though I don't believe there are any "mistakes".
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Kissed what? I had this really nice dog when I was a kid.
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Security? What security?
When?
A: Some evenings... but I never inhale!!!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: We all worked
Who cooked?
A: Not me
Who cleaned?
A: Me
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: Minuite Rice in the microwave.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Even though I shaved my head, I found deoderant necessary!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I tried to stop being an adolescent. How stupid was I? Well, someone had to grow-up...
as a college student?
A: I wanted to get a real job, so I graduated and tried to stop being an adolescent.
as a working stiff?
A: I tried to stop being an adolescent. How stupid am I? Well, someone had to grow-up...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A passive banana.
If I were, what would I be?
A: A tomato just before being licked, sucked and eaten.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: If I thought anything about it (had an emotional pang), I would continue to pursue complete happiness.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I'm a human being.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Landing on the moon.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They're human beings.
...all men have?
A: They're human beings.
...with our society?
A: It's a society of human beings.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They make better listeners and some of them can talk back.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I've got everything I need. Maybe I'd "rent" a girl and take a trip. I like to travel.
The second?
A: I've got everything -- REALLY!
The last?
A: A house. I've had four of them and they really tie you down. So, I "gave" them to my ex-wives.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: I think it would have to be my mom because she mostly raised me, but so many people (and animals -- and plants) helped.
How do people describe you?
A: Smart, but I don't know what they mean. A loner, but they don't spend much time with me. A "real" friend -- they see a reflection. Son-of-a-bitch -- they see a reflection. Don't we all have different groups of folks we play with?
How do you describe yourself?
A: A searching sole. It's the search, not finding any "it", that I'm into. This wasn't always so obvious to me.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Tennies
Additional Comments
A: It's lunch time -- a social event here.