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Sat, 26 Aug 1995 21:43:42 -0700

A: James T Gunderson

A: gundersn@qdeck.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.qdeck.com/~gundersn/

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Well the greasy stuff doesn't feel nice, but whipped cream feels like a nice place to rest my head.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I have no chin

3 favorite authors
A: The editorial cartoonists for the LA Times

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: dying old.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I have more mental fucks than physical

What is your favorite animal?
A: dead porcupine
Describe it.
A: I just did

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I kiss on the first date
Jump her?
A: My bum leg won't let me jump. She has to attack
Dump her?
A: I have never dumped someone. I always get dumped

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Does my mother count?
Had sex
A: 24
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

A: Who?

A: Where?

A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: yes
Who cooked?
A: no
Who cleaned?
A: yes

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: chicken cordon bleu

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes, all of them at once. It was so flammable my breath ignited it.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Went to college
as a college student?
A: Graduated
as a working stiff?
A: My life is a crazy powder keg. Really, I mean it.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: You are what you eat.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Two cantaloupes?

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Hope they get it on so I can go after that cute redhead next to me

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: Insane is just a different belief system way way way out of the ordinary

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the pill

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: monthly spasic attacks

...all men have?
A: testosterone

...with our society?
A: heterogenius mixture

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: you dont have to bury dead plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a lotto ticket

The second?
A: another ticket

The last?
A: a chin implant

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: John Wayne Bobbit

How do people describe you?
A: cantankerous\0cantankerous

How do you describe yourself?
A: in woobbit\0in words

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: hollywood reporter

What are your favorite shoes?
A: 9 1/2

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