Sat, 26 Aug 1995 21:43:42 -0700
A: James T Gunderson
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Well the greasy stuff doesn't feel nice, but whipped cream feels like a nice place to rest my head.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I have no chin
3 favorite authors
A: The editorial cartoonists for the LA Times
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: dying old.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I have more mental fucks than physical
What is your favorite animal?
A: dead porcupine
A: I just did
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I kiss on the first date
A: My bum leg won't let me jump. She has to attack
A: I have never dumped someone. I always get dumped
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Does my mother count?
Do you use recreational drugs?
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: chicken cordon bleu
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes, all of them at once. It was so flammable my breath ignited it.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Went to college
as a college student?
as a working stiff?
A: My life is a crazy powder keg. Really, I mean it.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: You are what you eat.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Two cantaloupes?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Hope they get it on so I can go after that cute redhead next to me
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Insane is just a different belief system way way way out of the ordinary
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the pill
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: monthly spasic attacks
...all men have?
...with our society?
A: heterogenius mixture
Which do you prefer:
A: you dont have to bury dead plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a lotto ticket
A: another ticket
A: a chin implant
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: John Wayne Bobbit
How do people describe you?
How do you describe yourself?
A: in woobbit\0in words
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: hollywood reporter
What are your favorite shoes?
A: 9 1/2
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