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Wed, 30 Aug 1995 04:00:16 -0700

Name:
A: martin

Home Page:
A: http://www.wildpark.com/~martin/

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: for not to starve

What is your biggest flaw?
A: i donīt know

3 favorite authors
A: james joyce marcel proust robert musil

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: built a house have a child find the womwn of your life

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: what is that?

What is your favorite animal?
A: cat
Describe it.
A: red white fur

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one day
Jump her?
A: one week
Dump her?
A: never

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: she
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: spaghetti

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcreamaftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A:
as a college student?
A: had a child with an east german girl
as a working stiff?
A: went voer the green border to russia

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: apple

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: chat to a very pretty girl quite animatedly

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: transistor

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: fashion

...all men have?
A: money

...with our society?
A: no time

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: because they aregreen

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: house at the beach

The second?
A: sailing boat

The last?
A: gold watch

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my first girlfriend

How do people describe you?
A: arrogant, cool, sarcastic

How do you describe yourself?
A: o.k.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: sueddeutsche zeitung

What are your favorite shoes?
A: black alden shoes

Additional Comments
A: what is all this for? who knows julia?


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