Mon, 11 Sep 1995 18:28:25 -0700
Name:
A: Jim
Email:
A: james_dipalma@next.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: a pleasure. eat to survive, cook to enjoy survival.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: absent mindedness
3 favorite authors
A: EO Wilson, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Friends, Stories, t-shirts
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: besides remembering multiples of 8, dating Andrea for 4 years
What is your favorite animal?
A: ocelot
Describe it.
A: small lanky tree dweller quietly hunting at night.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: usually? either less than 2 days or about 6 months
Jump her?
A: either less than 2 days or about 6 months
Dump her?
A: either less than 2 days or about 11 months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Heather, 15
Had sex
A: Andrea, 18
Smoked Pot?
A: never
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Vin (my twin brother who many claim is married to me) and I
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Spaghetti sauce, parmesian pasta, hotdogs
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave, but most of them when my sister styled my hair between school years or during a camping trip.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ride a bigwheel down the cliff path behind my parents house with vin and jimmy ordway
as a college student?
A: Something while at Woods Hole
as a working stiff?
A: dress in the same cloths as my brother at a trade show in Detroit, unless you count having sex with one of my waitresses in Chicago.(or going to burning man!)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing until she either went home with me or went home with him.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: I don't have any understanding of what it would be like to be sane
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: telephone
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: insecurities
...all men have?
A: insecurities
...with our society?
A: commercialization
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they have eyes (usually)
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a color computer
The second?
A: plane tickets to visit Vinster, momster, dadster, Beckster, Katester, Lee, Reb, Karen, and Boston
The last?
A: Buy windows 95
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Good: Vin Bad: Andrea
How do people describe you?
A: like the color green
How do you describe yourself?
A: like a flying squirel in Australia
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: none
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