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Thu, 14 Sep 1995 11:08:22 -0700

Name:
A: John

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is necessary. Food is good. I eat to live.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a lazy slob.

3 favorite authors
A: Raymond Chandler, Douglas Adams, J. R. R. Tolkien

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Not evoking hate in other people.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Probably filling this in

What is your favorite animal?
A: Dogs
Describe it.
A: four legs, a tail, friendly, lick their own genitals.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few days, maybe
Jump her?
A: a few days, maybe
Dump her?
A: a few days, maybe

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 20

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: coffee, alchohol, once long ago many other things

When?
A: often

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Pies, barbeque, anything I have a receipe for.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Drugs
as a college student?
A: Drugs
as a working stiff?
A: Take a job in a city I hated

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi Fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: delicous

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing, well maybe watch

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Space flight

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: expect too much from men

...all men have?
A: expect too much from women

...with our society?
A: We think everyone wants what we want.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Animals have personalities

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Woodworking tools

The second?
A: Wood

The last?
A: Beer

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My family

How do people describe you?
A: laidback

How do you describe yourself?
A: laidback

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: local paper, Organic Gardening, Road and Track, Playboy, Woodsmith, American Woodworker, Fine woodworking.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: sandals

Additional Comments
A: I don't need a date I just thought it would be fun to fill this in. In fact I'm married.


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