Thu, 14 Sep 1995 11:08:22 -0700
Name:
A: John
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is necessary. Food is good. I eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a lazy slob.
3 favorite authors
A: Raymond Chandler, Douglas Adams, J. R. R. Tolkien
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Not evoking hate in other people.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Probably filling this in
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dogs
Describe it.
A: four legs, a tail, friendly, lick their own genitals.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A few days, maybe
Jump her?
A: a few days, maybe
Dump her?
A: a few days, maybe
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 20
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: coffee, alchohol, once long ago many other things
When?
A: often
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pies, barbeque, anything I have a receipe for.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Drugs
as a college student?
A: Drugs
as a working stiff?
A: Take a job in a city I hated
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kiwi Fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: delicous
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing, well maybe watch
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Space flight
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: expect too much from men
...all men have?
A: expect too much from women
...with our society?
A: We think everyone wants what we want.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals have personalities
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Woodworking tools
The second?
A: Wood
The last?
A: Beer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My family
How do people describe you?
A: laidback
How do you describe yourself?
A: laidback
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: local paper, Organic Gardening, Road and Track, Playboy, Woodsmith, American Woodworker, Fine woodworking.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: sandals
Additional Comments
A: I don't need a date I just thought it would be fun to fill this in. In fact I'm married.