Wed, 20 Sep 1995 09:22:31 -0700
A: Lug Reng
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel food sustains life. I eat to sustain my life.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am obsessed.
3 favorite authors
A: Dr. Suess, Bill Waterson, Berke Breathed
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Grandkids on your knee, money in the bank, time on your hands.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I am offended by the word fuck.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Big and fat with a really long nose.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I never really know a girl until I kiss her.
A: I never jumped a girl.
A: I never dumped a girl.
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: When I am awake
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Whoever rented the apartment when we moved out.
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Cherry pie. Burritos. Tacos.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Flew a hang glider without lessons.
as a college student?
A: Took 40 hours in one semester.
as a working stiff?
A: Swam in the potable water tank of a cargo ship.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go fuck somebody else.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: I take the bus to work.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Dream whip.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
...with our society?
A: The internal combustion engine.
Which do you prefer:
A: They smell better when you smoke them.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A place.
A: A bed that doesn't squeak.
A: A chevy.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My son.
How do people describe you?
A: Incredible, fantastic, genius.
How do you describe yourself?
A: The old fat guy with a beard.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Wired IW PS PM
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Whay did you get that guy out of jail?