Wed, 20 Sep 1995 09:22:31 -0700
Name:
A: Lug Reng
Email:
A: gwadle@amexdns.amex-trs.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.americanexpress.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel food sustains life. I eat to sustain my life.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am obsessed.
3 favorite authors
A: Dr. Suess, Bill Waterson, Berke Breathed
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Grandkids on your knee, money in the bank, time on your hands.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I am offended by the word fuck.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Elephant.
Describe it.
A: Big and fat with a really long nose.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I never really know a girl until I kiss her.
Jump her?
A: I never jumped a girl.
Dump her?
A: I never dumped a girl.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 3
Had sex
A: 23
Smoked Pot?
A: 23
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Caffein
When?
A: When I am awake
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Bofus.
Who cooked?
A: Bofus.
Who cleaned?
A: Whoever rented the apartment when we moved out.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Cherry pie. Burritos. Tacos.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Flew a hang glider without lessons.
as a college student?
A: Took 40 hours in one semester.
as a working stiff?
A: Swam in the potable water tank of a cargo ship.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Zuccinni.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Peach.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go fuck somebody else.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I take the bus to work.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Dream whip.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Pantyhose.
...all men have?
A: Hardons.
...with our society?
A: The internal combustion engine.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: They smell better when you smoke them.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A place.
The second?
A: A bed that doesn't squeak.
The last?
A: A chevy.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My son.
How do people describe you?
A: Incredible, fantastic, genius.
How do you describe yourself?
A: The old fat guy with a beard.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired IW PS PM
What are your favorite shoes?
A: SAS
Additional Comments
A: Whay did you get that guy out of jail?