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Sun, 24 Sep 1995 19:51:34 -0700

Name:
A: Lynn Baker

Home Page:
A: None

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: It sustains me. For enjoyment.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't keep my house as clean as I should/

3 favorite authors
A: Robert Heinkein, Stephen W. Hawkins, James Underwood

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: To thine own self be true.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I'm sometimes paranoid!

What is your favorite animal?
A: Cat.
Describe it.
A: Black male persian (akc) named Spooky.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Usually the first date
Jump her?
A: Usually the first date
Dump her?
A: 6 months to two years if she gets demanding

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Beer, valium, zanex, vicadon

When?
A: ocassionally

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: Both of us
Who cleaned?
A: Both of us

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Speggatti, seafood, steaks, salads

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse, cologne, deodarant, aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got drunk with a 14 year girl and almost fucked her.
as a college student?
A: got drunk with an senior when i was a freshman and fucked her
as a working stiff?
A: spent a lot of money on this computer

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: cherry
If I were, what would I be?
A: cherry

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let her be and give her some space. Go chat with a very beautiful woman quite animatedly.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: I don't think that I've ever been near to being insane.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Landing man on the moon.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: abortion rights

...all men have?
A: abortion rights

...with our society?
A: balancing the budget

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: less maintenance. You can go away for awhile and plants can take care of themselves.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house.

The second?
A: Furniture for the house

The last?
A: A DodgeRam Diesel pickup

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My cat. He's a very profound thinker.

How do people describe you?
A: I don't know . . . probably that S.O.B. who got my project.

How do you describe yourself?
A: A nice person who tries to help others.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Tennis shoes (from Payless)$19.99

Additional Comments
A: A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.


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