Sun, 1 Oct 1995 16:09:35 -0700
Name:
A: Matthew Williams
Email:
A: as a college student?
A: Taking acid ten times in a ten week term, while taking an extra course and having a girlfriend at the time, getting straight A's for the term. I must have been crazy to have pulled it off.
as a working stiff?
A: Leaving work at noon on Tuesday to go to a Phish show the same day I was scheduled to show the program I was working on to the tempermental(sp?) CEO of the company I work for. It was a good show.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a Portobello Mushroom
If I were, what would I be?
A: A Vegetable, probably a leafy green one such as kale or chard
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Tough question. Probably go over and introduce myself then start flexing my huge muscles to scare him off while baring my teeth at him in a chimpanzee's threatening-smile. Not! I would go over and put my arm around my girlfriend's waist and try to get into the conversation.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: See above about "crazy thing done as a college student"
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: cheap CRT's (biggest impact on society)
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: cramps (so I hear)
...all men have?
A: too much testosterone in our systems
...with our society?
A: A lack of affect that comes with too large a population. There are too many people around so we lose the sense of community that has been our birthright since the days of the apes.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals are generally more fun to play with.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A really, really nice set of pots & pans
The second?
A: A bunch o' CD's
The last?
A: A Wintel PC (as in, I can't ever imagine buying one)
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Bill Atkinson
How do people describe you?
A: Dunno (don't usually ask)
How do you describe yourself?
A: SWM, goatee, 6'4", likes biking, reading, computing.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A: (I find subscribing takes the fun out of it) I read WiReD and MacWeek, mainly.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Deja Shoe Eco-Sneaks (which are falling off my feet as we speak)
Additional Comments
A: Enjoy!