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Sun, 1 Oct 1995 16:09:35 -0700

Name:
A: Matthew Williams

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A: as a college student?
A: Taking acid ten times in a ten week term, while taking an extra course and having a girlfriend at the time, getting straight A's for the term. I must have been crazy to have pulled it off.
as a working stiff?
A: Leaving work at noon on Tuesday to go to a Phish show the same day I was scheduled to show the program I was working on to the tempermental(sp?) CEO of the company I work for. It was a good show.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a Portobello Mushroom
If I were, what would I be?
A: A Vegetable, probably a leafy green one such as kale or chard

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Tough question. Probably go over and introduce myself then start flexing my huge muscles to scare him off while baring my teeth at him in a chimpanzee's threatening-smile. Not! I would go over and put my arm around my girlfriend's waist and try to get into the conversation.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: See above about "crazy thing done as a college student"

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: cheap CRT's (biggest impact on society)

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: cramps (so I hear)

...all men have?
A: too much testosterone in our systems

...with our society?
A: A lack of affect that comes with too large a population. There are too many people around so we lose the sense of community that has been our birthright since the days of the apes.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Animals are generally more fun to play with.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A really, really nice set of pots & pans

The second?
A: A bunch o' CD's

The last?
A: A Wintel PC (as in, I can't ever imagine buying one)

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Bill Atkinson

How do people describe you?
A: Dunno (don't usually ask)

How do you describe yourself?
A: SWM, goatee, 6'4", likes biking, reading, computing.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A: (I find subscribing takes the fun out of it) I read WiReD and MacWeek, mainly.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Deja Shoe Eco-Sneaks (which are falling off my feet as we speak)

Additional Comments
A: Enjoy!


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