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Fri, 6 Oct 1995 10:16:50 -0700

Name:
A: Homesick

A: How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Bread is the bread of life.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: To much flux

3 favorite authors
A: WSBurroughs, Kobo Abe, P. MAthesian

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Satisfaction, Fullness, Energy

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Moving back to Florida

What is your favorite animal?
A: Doggy
Describe it.
A: loopy, smilely, and ecsessivly loyal

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: from one week to years
Jump her?
A: I wouldn't call it jumping
Dump her?
A: from one week to years

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: the stuff that should be legal.

When?
A: when me need a lift from reality i no drift

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: latley, spinach and garlic, cooked with homemade basil olive oil and feta over a baked potato

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: maybe in middle school, I find it hard to brush my hair now.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: accidentaly burning my friends garage, during a new year's prank
as a college student?
A: passing out in the tenderloin, and having a chinese woman throw sugar cookies at me while she told me to go home.
as a working stiff?
A: driving a fork lift off a bay dock

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: mango
If I were, what would I be?
A: onion

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: bow to the alpha male and smile politely and laugh inwardly at my mild jealousy.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Past personal experiences with depression and manic depressive people. Knowing ecentrics and meeting street people and people on the fringe of society.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Current audio recording technology. Archiving equipment.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: men

...all men have?
A: other men

...with our society?
A: men

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Cuz plants can't fetch or purr. Plants taste good though.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: LAND

The second?
A: a new toothbrush

The last?
A: dental floss

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: the breadth of humanity really

How do people describe you?
A: Either arrogant or shy. Kinda cute but stupid.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Kinetic not schizophrenic.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Utne REader

What are your favorite shoes?
A: None. Shoes don't like me

Additional Comments
A: Why did I do this exaclty?


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