Fri, 6 Oct 1995 10:16:50 -0700
Name:
A: Homesick
A:
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Bread is the bread of life.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: To much flux
3 favorite authors
A: WSBurroughs, Kobo Abe, P. MAthesian
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Satisfaction, Fullness, Energy
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Moving back to Florida
What is your favorite animal?
A: Doggy
Describe it.
A: loopy, smilely, and ecsessivly loyal
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: from one week to years
Jump her?
A: I wouldn't call it jumping
Dump her?
A: from one week to years
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 13
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: the stuff that should be legal.
When?
A: when me need a lift from reality i no drift
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: latley, spinach and garlic, cooked with homemade basil olive oil and feta over a baked potato
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: maybe in middle school, I find it hard to brush my hair now.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: accidentaly burning my friends garage, during a new year's prank
as a college student?
A: passing out in the tenderloin, and having a chinese woman throw sugar cookies at me while she told me to go home.
as a working stiff?
A: driving a fork lift off a bay dock
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: mango
If I were, what would I be?
A: onion
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: bow to the alpha male and smile politely and laugh inwardly at my mild jealousy.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Past personal experiences with depression and manic depressive people. Knowing ecentrics and meeting street people and people on the fringe of society.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Current audio recording technology. Archiving equipment.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: other men
...with our society?
A: men
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Cuz plants can't fetch or purr. Plants taste good though.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: LAND
The second?
A: a new toothbrush
The last?
A: dental floss
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: the breadth of humanity really
How do people describe you?
A: Either arrogant or shy. Kinda cute but stupid.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Kinetic not schizophrenic.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Utne REader
What are your favorite shoes?
A: None. Shoes don't like me
Additional Comments
A: Why did I do this exaclty?