Fri, 6 Oct 1995 17:59:10 -0700
Name:
A: console cowboy
Email:
A: gavini@eworld.com
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: link it, maybe I'll get flamed.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Hungry. Because I have to. Tho I did quit for 2 days this week. Regular meals are a decadent luxury many in this world do not enjoy.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: a controlling nature
3 favorite authors
A: Watterson, Asimov, Bukowski
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Total and complete lack of boredom, many people who love you, and a beautiful corpse.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Forgetting to cry out at the proper moment.
What is your favorite animal?
A: a stuffed tiger
Describe it.
A: cute and furry with fangs.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: long enough to get close enough
Jump her?
A: as soon as the kissing leads to sweaty groping
Dump her?
A: at least 15 minutes
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 5
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: I said "yes"
When?
A: Just now.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: me more than she
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta, stir fry, soups, beans, most anything veggie
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes currently only #5
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Camped out all night to get Led Zep tix, got obstructe view seats, then got grounded for being caught with a joint and missing the concert.
as a college student?
A: quit school to pursue a life of debauchery (only lasted one semester)
as a working stiff?
A: went to work tripping (a leftover from the night before - I didn't know it was a 4way hit...)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I prefer the term queer
If I were, what would I be?
A: queer too I would hope
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: eavesdrop
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: an extensive history of psychopharmalogical experimentation
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the transistor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society?
A: too many uncool people
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they're good to eat
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a cool space for an artist collective
The second?
A: pay off my friends debts
The last?
A: a huge party
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: me
How do people describe you?
A: a technoweenie, a nice guy, a chameleon, a real pain.
How do you describe yourself?
A: guilty on all counts
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired, PS, Details, Veg Times, Electronic Musician
What are your favorite shoes?
A: the wide ones
Additional Comments
A: "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." - some guy on the burnigman mail list.