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Sat, 7 Oct 1995 18:02:21 -0700

Name:
A: Raymond George Hunter

Email:
A: mailto:rhunter@direct.ca

Home Page: How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I think food is good. sustainance and socialization.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't know when to shut up.

3 favorite authors
A: That's a hard one. Nothing too intensivly literary... nothing too fluffy. Margaret Lawrence. Margaret Atwood. Any fantasy stuff. Gay stuff.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: HA! I have none. I am totally and utterly crushed in the 'success' area.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Always being the one who 'calls'

What is your favorite animal?
A: cats of course.
Describe it.
A: Beautiful but snotty.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Hmmmm. Having never kissed a girl...
Jump her?
A: Hmmmm. Having never kissed a girl...
Dump her?
A: Hmmmm. Having never kissed a girl...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 20 something
Had sex
A: 20 something
Smoked Pot?
A: 16

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot

When?
A: only very occasionally.

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Anything with a sauce.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: OH YES! I believe that a coiffed individual is a good individual.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I wore a black jacket 12 months of the year for a 3 year period.
as a college student?
A: Screaming arguments with instructors. Water fight on campus
as a working stiff?
A: Phoned Lisa Tressle in Ladies wear and played her the 'YOOHOO Little Red Ridinghood button on a voice book.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I am a fruit sweetie! (pommegranate (Sp?))
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know. I don't force my perceptions on people. You tell me what you are. I'll believe you.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Huh? I'd let him have her if he wanted her as I'm not all that interested in women as sexual objects. Or... if he didn't want her I'd take him myself. Providing he wasn't gruesome or horrible in any way.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I live on this planet don't I?

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Hmmmm. Mass produced plastics? The hoola hoop is fantastic isn't it?

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: I don't generalize about women.

...all men have?
A: their brains in their penises.

...with our society?
A: North American Society is sexually immature and far too religiously screwed up. SOmeone save us from immature evangelists.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: a fern just isn't too responsive.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a volvo station wagon.

The second?
A: a small house in the country.

The last?
A: a life.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: WHo the hell cares.

How do people describe you?
A: Smart, annoying, loud, tall, not ugly, annoying.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Smart, annoying, loud, tall, not ugly, annoying, lost.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: anything non-shiny and clunky.

Additional Comments
A: I am glad to see you got your dating application back on line. NOT that I recieved boo from you when I sent you the requested information you had begged for! HMPH! =)


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