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Wed, 11 Oct 1995 09:02:01 -0700

Name:
A: Ken

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like food. I eat because it makes me feel good.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm mortal, and I know it.

3 favorite authors
A: My fiance, Thoreau, and anyone else who can inspire me or make me laugh.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Discovering what you love to do, and doing it well.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I worry too much.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog
Describe it.
A: Happy, friendly, playful, and accepting.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: It depends on the girl, and the situation.
Jump her?
A: I don't "jump" anyone.
Dump her?
A: I don't do that either.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: five
Had sex
A: 23
Smoked Pot?
A: 18

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: alcohol, cigarettes, pot

When?
A: Now I only have a drink once in ahwile, and I don't smoke at all.

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both--still do
Who cooked?
A: both--still do
Who cleaned?
A: both--still do

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Full course meals for people I love.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: I've used all of those things, but now I just shower daily (mostly to wake up), and use deoderant.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Climbed very high cliffs with no gear.
as a college student?
A: Walked calmly through town at night naked, waving to people.
as a working stiff?
A: I'm boring at work.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A bannana.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Whatever you wanted to be.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I'd be a little jealous inside, but there's obviously nothing wrong with "chatting". I might introduce myself, or I might not.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Sanity is a very subjective term.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Define important.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Impossible to generalize.

...all men have?
A: Same here.

...with our society?
A: Same here

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Good question

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A kiln for my fiance

The second?
A: A nice dinner for both of us

The last?
A: Another lottery ticket

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me

How do people describe you?
A: The won't tell me

How do you describe yourself?
A: Like this.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A: I borrow what I read.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Vasque sundowners

Additional Comments
A: I don't want to date you, because I'm happily engaged. This was fun, though.


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