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Thu, 12 Oct 1995 21:29:39 -0700

Name:
A: Jamie Lawrence

Email:
A: foodie@netcom.com

Home Page:
A: None Yet, as it is all still on my safe little hard disk

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I Love food. See my login for details. Food is more than just another pasttime; food is Vital.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Depression, but positive feedback does wonders

3 favorite authors
A: Frantz Kafka, H.S. Thompson, and myself

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Not Being Lame. And doing stuff.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Depression. See above.

What is your favorite animal?
A: A Hairless Cat. Or Monkeys.
Describe it.
A: Hairless, or annoying.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Well, I don't kiss most of them. But, say, one month, just to be a sport.
Jump her?
A: See above.
Dump her?
A: I don't dump, I *abscond*.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: What was the question?

When?
A: Er, what?

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: NA
Who cooked?
A: NA
Who cleaned?
A: NA, already.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Cheap Pasta

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel, Hairspray, Mousse, Cologne, deoderant, contitioner, zitcream.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: sniffed glue.
as a college student?
A: quit school
as a working stiff?
A: gimme time.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit.
If I were, what would I be?
A: fruit

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: not much, unless the conversationlooked interesting

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: You'll have to find out for yourself.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Extropians

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: obsession with gender

...all men have?
A: obsession with gender

...with our society?
A: obsession with getting each other's ways

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: They don't move

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Clothes

The second?
A: Stock.

The last?
A: More Clothes.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me.

How do people describe you?
A: Obsessive, Depressive, Odd.

How do you describe yourself?
A: I try not to.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Harpers, Details, Economist, Rolling Stone, Keyboard, Vogue, Bazaar, ComtputerWorld, WiReD, Scientific American, Intervi

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Brown Bootlike things from NaNa.

Additional Comments
A: There are more Magazines, but the field wouldn't take more. I'm the one in orange pants. Nice HTML. So, will you hold this against me? -j


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