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Fri, 13 Oct 1995 15:41:56 -0700

A: Max

A: michael@steam.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel my food very carefully, mellons should be handled with a soft touch. Eat to live

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Middle name is pentium.

3 favorite authors
A: William S burroghs, Neil Stevenson, Nigel Thompson

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: ABle to lift your self off the ground by farting.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Not having applied sooner

What is your favorite animal?
A: Mountain goat
Describe it.
A: Large, and able to go up cliffs

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Mentally or in the flesh?
Jump her?
A: Read above
Dump her?
A: Into what?

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: birth day 0.
Had sex
A: at birth, and at 6105 days. With 4 different woman at once, Still working on it.
Smoked Pot?
A: 11.

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: shrooms


A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Food. Last time I cooked a person, it did not work.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Nope. My hair stands, lays or blows as it.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running inside NYC Subway tunnels, Chasing bears, Lighting farts, etc
as a college student?
A: Climbed Bridges for photo shoots.
as a working stiff?
A: Scaled large building , cliffs, drove a car so fast it died.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Calamise
If I were, what would I be?
A: Gauybano

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Be happy he was gay. Or continue the conversation with sonics twin sister who is equally as beautiful.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: I climb big walls for fun. Image sitting in the same set of clothes for r 4 days straight? 7 days?

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Bucky Balls are interesting. Z particles might top it though.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Hard to pee into a bottle while driving.

...all men have?
A: Balls get splashed from taking a big dump.

...with our society?
A: Bad Communication. Media driven bullshit

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: Plants can't fetch the paper, or carry run(large dog on ski slopes.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: RootBeer Float

The second?
A: Bagel with Lox

The last?
A: Airplane tickets for Two

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Nolan Bushnell, Hourly workers in the fields

How do people describe you?
A: weird, Insane, exciting, excentric, cirtnecxe, gniticxe, enasnI, driew

How do you describe yourself?
A: Adventurous, Excentric, insane, exciteable.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: climbing rags, Us news, WSJ, farting times.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: None

Additional Comments
A: References Available upon Request.

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