Fri, 13 Oct 1995 15:41:56 -0700
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel my food very carefully, mellons should be handled with a soft touch. Eat to live
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Middle name is pentium.
3 favorite authors
A: William S burroghs, Neil Stevenson, Nigel Thompson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: ABle to lift your self off the ground by farting.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Not having applied sooner
What is your favorite animal?
A: Mountain goat
A: Large, and able to go up cliffs
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Mentally or in the flesh?
A: Read above
A: Into what?
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: birth day 0.
A: at birth, and at 6105 days. With 4 different woman at once, Still working on it.
Do you use recreational drugs?
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Food. Last time I cooked a person, it did not work.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Nope. My hair stands, lays or blows as it.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running inside NYC Subway tunnels, Chasing bears, Lighting farts, etc
as a college student?
A: Climbed Bridges for photo shoots.
as a working stiff?
A: Scaled large building , cliffs, drove a car so fast it died.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Be happy he was gay. Or continue the conversation with sonics twin sister who is equally as beautiful.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: I climb big walls for fun. Image sitting in the same set of clothes for r 4 days straight? 7 days?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Bucky Balls are interesting. Z particles might top it though.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Hard to pee into a bottle while driving.
...all men have?
A: Balls get splashed from taking a big dump.
...with our society?
A: Bad Communication. Media driven bullshit
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants can't fetch the paper, or carry run(large dog on ski slopes.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: RootBeer Float
A: Bagel with Lox
A: Airplane tickets for Two
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Nolan Bushnell, Hourly workers in the fields
How do people describe you?
A: weird, Insane, exciting, excentric, cirtnecxe, gniticxe, enasnI, driew
How do you describe yourself?
A: Adventurous, Excentric, insane, exciteable.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: climbing rags, Us news, WSJ, farting times.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: References Available upon Request.