Sat, 14 Oct 1995 00:48:02 -0700
Name:
A: Frank Atencio
Email:
A: frank@singular.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I enjoy food. I eat when I'm hungry but I like trying different things.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: no self-esteem
3 favorite authors
A: Robert Bloch, C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: To die an old person.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Adopted - can't get over it.
What is your favorite animal?
A: My mom's dog: Tiny
Describe it.
A: Playful, little, fun.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: It could be years.
Jump her?
A: Maybe never.
Dump her?
A: It depends on the girl.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: I was in junior high.
Had sex
A: Senior year of high school.
Smoked Pot?
A: Senior year of high school.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: coke
When?
A: At parties and such.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Stuffed things: stuffed bellpeppers, tomatos, potatos, etc.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Mousse, aftershave, deoderant, cologne - I have to 'cause I'm hispanic.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Try to run-over some kids who were bugging me.
as a college student?
A: Nothing
as a working stiff?
A: I wore an afro wig to service calls at customer's sites. People stared but said nothing.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I don't know.
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Instantly hate him and go and join in the conversation and try to undermine him.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I have been completely insane.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Dental technology
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Where ever they are they are second class humans.
...all men have?
A: Always must act as if they have the biggest penis.
...with our society?
A: We have always been screwed-up, yet people long for the "good ole days"
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: We share the same kind of existance.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: my house.
The second?
A: coke
The last?
A: rehab, nah, probably more coke
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My parents (adopted)
How do people describe you?
A: Funny, likable, kind, considerate, a good friend, talented, musical.
How do you describe yourself?
A: The same as above but add scared shitless and confused.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Men's Health
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Doc Marten's
Additional Comments
A: If nothing else, please e-mail just to say hi.