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Sat, 14 Oct 1995 23:56:17 -0700

Name:
A: Vic

Email:
A: garzacha@seas.ucla.edu

Home Page:
A: http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~garzacha

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like food. I hate fish. Just about everything else I like. Mostly a meat eater.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: hmmm, I think it would have to be the ability to piss people off.

3 favorite authors
A: Alfred Lord Tenison, Nelson Mandela, Theodore Sizer

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: For me, doin a job I love, joy, family, long healthy life, stability

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Filling out an application for a date:) I have had many, and I am not sure of the nature of this question.

What is your favorite animal?
A: DOG
Describe it.
A: The best thing about a dog is no matter what kind of a mood you are in, it is always happy to see you

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: not very
Jump her?
A: hmmm, it varries from first date to months
Dump her?
A: This is a tough q, I think I am usually getting dumped.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: To young to remember
Had sex
A: 13
Smoked Pot?
A: never had it never will

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: We both were students
Who cooked?
A: We had 4 other room mates and we all cooked, but she and I cooked together
Who cleaned?
A: Who ever didnt cook

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: Meat, Fettichini, to bad i cant spell it

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no zitcream, all of the rest though

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I had sex on the amusement ride that goes across Great America
as a college student?
A: Dunno yet, prolly to have sex with some one on the same day that I met them
as a working stiff?
A: Nothin

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a fruit, and a strawberry
If I were, what would I be?
A: hell if I know, how about a nut

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would prolly get jealous, but not interfere with the conversation

Do you think there is life after death?
A:

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A:

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: Because one does not know the other. If I were completely insane, I would not know what anything esle. So asuming I am sane, I do not comprehend any other state of mind.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: semi conducters

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: hmmmm, a security problem

...all men have?
A: the urge to fuck everywoman in sight

...with our society?
A: we arent taking care of our environment

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: I can play with animals

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: My mother a house

The second?
A: My mother the car of her dreams

The last?
A: a new motorcycle

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My oldest brother

How do people describe you?
A: probaly as atractive, cockey, bossy, nice when I wanna be, agressive

How do you describe yourself?
A: Sensative, sometimes insecure usually confident, attractive, smart

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Playboy, muscle and Fitness and the newspaper

What are your favorite shoes?
A: nikes

Additional Comments
A: I have never seen such a thing as this. I think that it is funny that you have this. :) Would you also like references? :) hahahha


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