Mon, 16 Oct 1995 22:33:37 -0700
Name:
A: ralph muha
Email:
A: rmuha@tiac.net
Home Page:
A: http://www.mv.com/biz/rmuha/home.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: because it tastes goods, and it's good for me...
What is your biggest flaw?
A: procrastination
3 favorite authors
A: philip k. dick, j.g. ballard, raymond chandler
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: inner peace, getting laid once in a while, clean socks
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: reacting inappropriately
What is your favorite animal?
A: my cat...
Describe it.
A: she's the love of my life...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a day...
Jump her?
A: a week...
Dump her?
A: six months...
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, booze
When?
A: now and then
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: i did
Who cooked?
A: we did
Who cleaned?
A: she did
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: potato salad
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant (spelling!)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: high speed bike chases...
as a college student?
A: high speed car chases...
as a working stiff?
A: dating a stripper...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a pickling cucumber
If I were, what would I be?
A: fresh dill or garlic
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: feel sorry for him... wish him luck... slip him a condom...
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i'm teetering on the brink, even as i type...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: television...
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men...
...all men have?
A: women...
...with our society?
A: male/female relations...
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they remind me to feed them...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: uh...
The second?
A: uh...
The last?
A: uh...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: nobody you know
How do people describe you?
A: weird...
How do you describe yourself?
A: weirder...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: NYT
What are your favorite shoes?
A: what shoes?
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