Fri, 20 Oct 1995 15:14:28 -0700
Name:
A: Sean
Email:
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: At one point, I thought food was a commodity. Then I started cooking.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I never carry a bottle opener
3 favorite authors
A: Robert Pirsig, Ernest Hemmingway, William Gibson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being able to do what you want, and wanting to do good things
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I don't remember, but people tell me it was bad
What is your favorite animal?
A: the cat on my monitor
Describe it.
A: hungry
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a couple of dates worth
Jump her?
A: a few more after that
Dump her?
A: i'm generally the one dumped
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: old
Smoked Pot?
A: older still
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: alcohol
When?
A: whenever possible
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: neither, ok, well both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: stuff in the california culinary academy's 30 minute meal book
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel and zitcream but not since high school, deoderant most of the time
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: i don't remember being especially crazy as an adolescent
as a college student?
A: learned to fly
as a working stiff?
A: moved in with a canadian
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: black radish
If I were, what would I be?
A: star fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: why would i do anything?
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: "when you look at an insane man all you see is a reflection of your own knowledge that he's insane, which is not to see him at all" - rp
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: dna and microprocessors are nice, but tang is more fun
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: doing
...all men have?
A: thinking
...with our society?
A: lack of communication
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: animals rarely cuddle with me, but plants even more rarely
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a bottle opener
The second?
A: guess
The last?
A: a recyling bin
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my dad - i know, sappy
How do people describe you?
A: nice
How do you describe yourself?
A: bitter
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Martha Stewart Living
What are your favorite shoes?
A: l. l. bean camp bluchers (http://www.llbean.com/products/HH95/)
Additional Comments
A: I've never applied for a date before.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Yes - but it's a long story.