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How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: A. good food makes ya feel groovy. B.I get hungry.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: buuuueatifuuuul women...

3 favorite authors
A: Jung, Batille, Kirby

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: I may sound cheesball, but really I think its surrounding yourself with people that you truly love.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Forgetting Stuff

What is your favorite animal?
A: Lion
Describe it.
A: It is really a GREAT animal. Strong, Powerful...

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Until she wants to kiss, its really up to her..
Jump her?
A: What?
Dump her?
A: What? I'm not on a plan....

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 5
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: St. Joseph's Acid for Children

When?
A: ever

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: does espresso count?

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: lied about my age to get an apartment
as a college student?
A: blurry mind numbing excess, meltdown weekend tattoo video
as a working stiff?
A: tell people that I like them...

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: orange

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: feel so lucky to have a girlfriend in the first place it'd be ok

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Hey, these last four answers aren't really this cut and dry, it is really more complex than this...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: on the last question she had big hairsprayed bangs, but she was a skinhead.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they are too much like men

...all men have?
A: they are too much like women

...with our society?
A: its too much like men and women

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: its more fun to pet animals.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: dinner.

The second?
A: brekfast.

The last?
A: I don't know probibly computers or software, ya know 1 million doesn't go that far....

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Jim Ellis, he's been my best freind and my soul brother for about 10 years.

How do people describe you?
A: Intense, Decon, Disclose, I don't know this is kindof the Looking Glass Self thing isn't it?

How do you describe yourself?
A: Intense, Decon, Disclose, The reflection must be obvious...

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: They yusta to be boots, but now I like my Converse Sneakers.

Additional Comments
A: Hey, I just wanted to say hello! But since you made this form I thought it would be a nice way...I hope you are happy and well. :)


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