Sun, 22 Oct 1995 10:07:00 -0700
Name:
A: Capitain Crunch
Email:
A: comments-ns@infoseek.com.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: uuuuhh.....cause da chrunchy taste of da cyrials
What is your biggest flaw?
A: erm... what that in plain english
3 favorite authors
A: what?
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: coke
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: erm... I like to pee on my veichle
What is your favorite animal?
A: errr.. A happy dead puppy
Describe it.
A: well itīs dead for a start
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: i don`t now any girls
Jump her?
A: What do ya mean jump her?
Dump her?
A: ya cool!
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: I never kissed a girl Iīm seven years old
Had sex
A: What`s thats for something
Smoked Pot?
A: err..
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: A hot dog and some corn flakes
When?
A: Mostly after dark
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: ?
Who cooked?
A: mEE
Who cleaned?
A: My mom
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Corn Flakes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: No
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Iīm not adolescent yet
as a college student?
A: You donīt get it Iīm seven
as a working stiff?
A: What? Why do you keep asking me?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: What is this talk about
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go and fuck him
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: ermm.......I`m going to the bathroom
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The revelation theory
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: brains
...all men have?
A: We donīt have any problems
...with our society?
A: democracy
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: personality
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A:
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A:
How do people describe you?
A: The master
How do you describe yourself?
A: The master
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: sunday sports
What are your favorite shoes?
A: snakeskinnboots
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