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Mon, 23 Oct 1995 05:39:54 -0700

Name:
A: Peter

Email:
A: striker@zeta.org.au

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is food, a necessity to survive - but I love junk food and will eat anything.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't know - really!

3 favorite authors
A: Raymond E Fiest Isaac Asimov Stephen King

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Enjoyment - Lots of it. Ability to go anywhere and do anything Finding your soulmate

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Paranoia

What is your favorite animal?
A: I envy birds, but my favourite animal has got to be Whales
Describe it.
A: The bird I envy for its freedom. The Whale for its grace, ignorance and size.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A week or so I guess?
Jump her?
A: A week or so I guess?
Dump her?
A: A week or so I guess? - No, I usually don't break up with a girl unitl I am absolutely sure it wont work - What would...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 4
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: lsd, trips, exstacy, pot.

When?
A: used to but they fucked me up so I stay well away from them now

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Anything

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Lots of things. Climed on top of a pre-school roof to smoke pot while a policeman was watching. I suppose that was stupid rather than crazy.
as a college student?
A: nothing much - a few pub crawls getting out of hand, tried running a guy over that sort of thing.
as a working stiff?
A: Smoking pot before work for about a month - really stupid!

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: All knowing

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: go and kill the guy and slap the shit out of my girlfriend! Not! Good on her, she's enjoying herself, probably more than me.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Experience

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The internet

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: coming to terms with thier bodies

...all men have?
A: coming to terms with women

...with our society?
A: God I could go on forever e-mail me and I give you a couple of hundred or so.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: their our life blood

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Petrol for the NEW CAR - Come on down

The second?
A: A rose for my Girlfried

The last?
A: A body

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: friends and my father

How do people describe you?
A: Argumentitive, funny, easy going NICE, really NICE, fuckin Georgous!

How do you describe yourself?
A: Oops - Above

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Big chunky doc martin boots

Additional Comments
A: none - oh alright, this was a really in depth and fun survey, I hope you reply.


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