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Mon, 23 Oct 1995 18:26:54 -0700

A: Breck's Husband

A: bcarpent@reach.com

Home Page:
A: 30 Hoover Street...

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: As closely linked as possible.

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food terrifies me. Some things I like. Most I do not. I eat because some things I love to taste and enjoy... and I eat to keep from dying.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: A large seam that runs down my back.

3 favorite authors
A: Arthur C Clark, The author of Snow Crash, Kaffka

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A sense of completness with the things you set out to do.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Completing things I set out to do...

What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog
Describe it.
A: !Bella

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Long enough to know that _we_ want to.
Jump her?
A: Infinity. Not my style.
Dump her?
A: When we are both ready.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Sixteen
Had sex
A: Eighteen
Smoked Pot?
A: Thirty

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: pot

A: when the time is right

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: Both/One/Neither
Who cooked?
A: Both/One/Neither
Who cleaned?
A: Neither

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Cookies, Pies, Pancakes.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Cologne, Deorderant, Conditioner.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Wired a bug into my brother's bed room. He used to sneek girls in after my parents went to bed...
as a college student?
A: Played a homosexual in a theatre department production. Invited the entire congration of the Powell Church of Christ to see me. I thought it was funny at the time.
as a working stiff?
A: Had my boss fired. Had my bosses boss fired. His boss quit also. Talk about fun.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Carrot.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Celery

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Ask if I could watch them fuck.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: I am insane. It worries me some days, how I can look at life/situations soooo differently than other people. I don't think the way they do.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Semiconductors

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Wanting relationships.

...all men have?
A: Wanting sex.

...with our society?
A: Wanting to believe in anything other than ourselves.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: Animals keep me so nice and warm on cold nights.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Digital video editing suite.

The second?
A: A trip to Switzerland

The last?
A: Pez.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My penis.

How do people describe you?
A: Very creative. Very intelligent. Not normal. Very not normal.

How do you describe yourself?
A: A nut looking for something to hold my attention for more than a few minutes.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: Skiing, Playboy, PC-Computing

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Motorcycle Boots.

Additional Comments
A: Thanks for your bandwidth! Happy motoring which is alreay in progress.

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