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Date: Fri, 27 Oct 1995 13:11:13 -0700

Name:
A: Anthony

Email:
A: tridico@bnl.gov

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Eating is one of the greatest joys of life!

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Too numerous to mention

3 favorite authors
A: Hemmingway Seuss Buffet (I'm required to say that since I am a Parrothead)

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Friends

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Changes Daily

What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog
Describe it.
A: All Dogs

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: I'm always a gentleman
Dump her?
A: I'm always a gentleman (Take that for what its worth)

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 10
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: Never

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Italian.....a great rizotto.. Barbeque. I a, a very good cook

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Cologne, Deordorant, aftershave...... Is this important?

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Can't discuss, the local police are still looking for me
as a college student?
A: Can't discuss, the FBI is still investigating
as a working stiff?
A: Filling this out

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Garlic...You can't cook without it
If I were, what would I be?
A: Grape...to make a fine wine

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Have a beer

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I have an older brother

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Don't ask me that...I am a scientist

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Men

...all men have?
A: Ourselves

...with our society?
A: Hatred..... racial, social, and religious

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Animals I prefer to be around.....Plants I enjoy eating

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: The homeless some food

The second?
A: Whatever my family needed

The last?
A: Sailboat for me

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Grandfather

How do people describe you?
A: Funny, Intelligent, The kind of guy you want to take home to the family

How do you describe yourself?
A: Goofy

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Bon Appetite, Sail

What are your favorite shoes?
A: High Top Sneakers

Additional Comments
A: Why did I fill this out?


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